OldiesLover's Strange Dreams (Album 1)

[OldiesLover]

There is a School of Thought within Dream Experts, or at least a mystical branch of experts, that believe dreams are actually instructions for us to prepare for death.
:wait::wait::wait:

I call this School of Thought... Reapers.

[oldies8ladies]

OldiesLover opened the door about sharks....................................

Hummm.. I feel empowerment. Sharks are powerful animals who live life on their own terms.
Sharks are focused ever-on-the-move machines... who command their environment.
Sharks are loners. sharks are very individualistic and determined beings.


so since Oldieslover likes sharks - here are some aspects of sharks......

Why Sharks Attack

Ninety percent or more of shark incidents are mistakes. They assume that we're something that we are not.- Gary Adkison, diver ("Sharkbite! Surviving the Great White")

Although shark attacks can seem vicious and brutal, it's important to remember that sharks aren't evil creatures constantly on the lookout for humans to attack. They are animals obeying their instincts, like all other animals. As predators at the top of the ocean food chain, sharks are designed to hunt and eat large amounts of meat. A shark's diet consists of other sea creatures -- mainly fish, sea turtles, whales, sea lions, and seals. Humans are not on the menu. In fact, humans don't provide enough high-fat meat for sharks, which need a lot of energy to power their large, muscular bodies.

If sharks aren't interested in eating humans, why do they attack us? The first clue comes in the pattern that most shark attacks take. In the majority of recorded attacks, the shark bites the victim, hangs on for a few seconds (possibly dragging the victim through the water or under the surface), and then lets go. It is very rare for a shark to make repeated attacks and actually feed on a human victim. The shark is simply mistaking a human for something it usually eats. Once the shark gets a taste, it realizes that this isn't its usual food, and it lets go.

(hummmmm, maybe this is like some men in a womans life - the man gets a taste of what the woman will be like and runs " or " the woman gets a taste of what the "MAN" is going to be like and says - FORGET IT !!!!!! (hummmmmmm.....

The shark's confusion is easier to understand once we start to look at things from the shark's point of view. Many attack victims are surfers or people riding boogie boards. A shark swimming below sees a roughly oval shape with arms and legs dangling off, paddling along. This bears a close resemblance to a sea lion (the main prey of great white sharks) or a sea turtle (a common food for tiger sharks).

Shark Myth #1:
Rogue sharks
Movies like "Jaws" and historical accounts of attacks (like those in New Jersey in 1916) have given rise to the myth of the rogue shark. A rogue shark is one that decides for some reason that it really likes eating humans. It displays atypical behavior, appears outside its usual range, and makes additional attacks in the same area over the course of several days.

It is impossible to say that there are absolutely no rogue sharks -- individual sharks may exhibit strange behaviors, possibly because they are sick or injured. Differing ocean conditions can send sharks beyond their typical range as they follow their prey species.

However, there is no evidence to indicate that sharks ever "develop a taste for human flesh." Even if there is a series of attacks in one area, sharks tend to travel great distances in one day. That means the shark that made the first attack is probably hundreds of miles away when the second attack occurs. Scouring the area with fishing boats and killing sharks hours after an attack is unlikely to bring in the specific shark that attacked.

NOTE: This is not like some people that are out there (hum)............

well more to follow but that is just a point about sharks -

Source: Sharks and who & what they are ............................

[OldiesLover]

OldiesLover opened the door about sharks....................................



so since Oldieslover likes sharks - here are some aspects of sharks......

Very good information Ladies. Here are some images of one of the most beautiful of all sharks... The Great White.
:bingo:

Take a good look at his eyes in Attachment #2. Also, Attachment #5 is a wallpaper for downloading at National Geographic magazine (The last I knew.).

It's on my screen when there aren't any Asian babes there.
:evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

Here's another very strange dream, sorta like this one from a few pages back inside this Thread: http://forum.scanlover.com/showthread.php?p=415249#post415249

[OldiesLover]

Here are some samples of Statue Dreams...
:nice:

For some reason, I really like Attachment #1, but each of them have a certain mannerism.

[OldiesLover]

I know what some of you are thinkin' out there... "Oldies, are you crazy? You're saying that all self-understanding, all self-control and all self-knowledge, comes from dreams?"
:oy:

Ah, yes my friends, that is exactly what I'm saying.
:bingo:

And if you need one lil piece of proof, just look at how much importance all sorts of religions put on dreams. Do you realize that all of the World's major religions believe that God speaks to you through dreams? Yes, all of them.

Of course, as an Agnostic, I believe they're all full of bullshit, but the point remains, all major World's religions believe in the power of dreams.
:payup:

[oldies8ladies]

(excerts from saying): You're saying that all self-understanding, all self-control and all self-knowledge, comes from dreams?"
Ah, yes my friends, that is exactly what I'm saying.
Do you realize that all of the World's major religions believe that God speaks to you through dreams? Yes, all of them.
all major World's religions believe in the power of dreams.

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Ok ok ok - we are going to run with this and maybe segway a little ..........
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When Sigmund Freud drew attention to dreams a century ago, he introduced the dream theory of interpretation, asserting that dreams are puzzle pieces of our waking lives. Yet in Kamenetz’s new book, “The History of Last Night’s Dream: Discovering the Hidden Path to the Soul,” he reexamines questions about our night visions that once seemed a closed chapter.

The author—best known for his book “The Jew in the Lotus,” which chronicles the historical dialogue between rabbis and the Dalai Lama—cautions us not to interpret the meaning of images in our dreams through words. He says that such interpretation stymies the potential insights dreams can offer us, by dismissing them as mere anecdotes to tell in our waking lives rather than recognizing them as revelations of intensely meaningful truths about ourselves.

Learning from an octogenarian female kabbalist in Jerusalem, a Tibetan tulku in Copenhagen, and a postman/dream master in Vermont, Kamenetz outlines in his book how we lost the power of the revelation dream to the theory of interpretation in a history that starts with Genesis and ends with the modern pioneers of dreams, Freud and Carl Jung.

The author Kamenetz understand that dreams have a hidden power. He himself has had big dreams and thinks most people have had big dreams, dreams that threaten to change their lives. Kamenetz wanted to understand how a dream can be so powerful, intelligent, and knowing.

When he was ask "Why do you say its problematic to interpret dreams, to turn our images into words?

Kamenetz answered: "If dreams are intended as powerful messages to help us change our lives, too often interpretation is simply a way to reverse the flow and cover over the message. The first dream in the book of Genesis is Abimelech’s dream, where God tells him, “You’re a dead man,” pretty powerful stuff. If Abimelech awakened and interpreted the dream and said, “I saw a movie last night and somebody said these words and that’s why I dreamed it,” the interpretation would undo the effect of the warning. Interpretation tries to ameliorate the dream, we want to feel good, and we don’t want to hear any bad news.

"So there is "oldieslover" case about " dreams " being in the Bible and Religions................................"

When the author was asked: "What do we do with dreams if we don’t interpret them?

Kamenetz stated: " It’s so deeply ingrained in us that as soon as we have a dream, we interpret them, which goes all the way back to the book of Genesis. I call it a cultural reflex—it’s so deep in our response that we assume it’s the only response. In the book, I give the biblical example that Joseph has this dream that he is a sheath of wheat and the other sheaths bow down to him. He does not interpret the dream even though he is the great dream interpreter. He simply lives with it until 22 years later, and then it comes true. The alternative is to abide with the dream, and not to interpret it too quickly. We may miss the really important meaning of the dream; it may be showing us a bigger picture than we know. That’s the point, to show us a bigger view of life, of the soul, of human beings, than our conscious minds are aware of.

When asked: "What types of dreams arise in Genesis?

In terms of revelation, Jacob’s dream is a big one. In that dream, he sees heaven and earth, he sees God’s angels, and he sees a connection between them, which is a ladder…Through the work I do with dreams, there are three kinds of revelation dreams: one is the warning where you find out what you’re doing wrong…there is the dream where you get a picture of our soul, how God sees us…and the third type is where you explore this whole realm of the non-material world, of the world of revelation. Those are the three kinds of revelation dreams in Genesis and I think they’re still real today.

When the author was asked: "Why should we listen to our dreams?

The author stated: "I once dreamed that I was on my deathbed and I was reciting my resume. That one didn’t require interpretation; it required action. I thought all of the stuff I was doing is important, but I was being foolish and [the dream] was a wakeup call. That’s an example of how you can learn from dreams and how they are worth paying attention to. They can be so blunt and so uncompromising. Dreams have an honesty that we don’t get anywhere else. We’re wasting this incredible resource.

The author was asked also: "What do you hope people take from this book?

The key message I hope to get across is that you can change your life by paying attention to your dreams…Dreams inform and shape the soul.



SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - go out and buy this book and then we can all talk about " DREAMS ' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Source: Jewish United Fund News 2008

[OldiesLover]

Ah yes, religious minds long ago knew dreams were a very important part of our being. People were dreaming long before The Bible was written. Even before The Egyptian Book Of The Dead or early Greek Writings.



As a matter of fact, dreams go back further than when we became Homo sapiens.



Obviously, as Judaism became Christianity, the Devil started appearing in dreams. Ya can't forget him... or maybe him... is a her(?).
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

Interpretation of dreams is looked down upon by many religious zealots, especially from Christian Fundamentalists.



The belief is that dreams will distract people from Bible teachings and into the agony of nightmares.

:evil::evil::evil:

[OldiesLover]

Given the number of PM's I've gotten, asking how to get started towards understandin' dreams, I figured I'd post these basic instructions:

Attachment #1: Start out with a very inquisitive approach.

Attachment #2: Observation and study is very important.

Attachment #3: Begin developing a database of information.

Attachment #4: Begin practicin' interpretations. Practice makes perfect.

Attachment #5: A lil teamwork goes a long way!
:whisper::whisper::whisper:

[OldiesLover]

Here's a good dream ta get started with... What does this dream mean?
:why:

[OldiesLover]

Anybody can begin to understand their dreams.

Here's Bubba... He understands his dreams! Youbetcha!!!
:payup::payup::payup:

[oldies8ladies]

Anybody can begin to understand their dreams.

Here's Bubba... He understands his dreams! Youbetcha!!!


hum......................... we have to ponder this concept that this person who is named " BUBBA " has the mental capacity and insight to understand or even accept " Bubba's " dreams......................

Maybe this is the " alter image " of " Oldieslover "?
or
maybe this is " oldieslover " in a previous life ..........................
or
maybe the next life.......................

but to think that a person who looks like this and also has the name " BUBBA " has the ability to

a) even know what a dream is
and
b) understand what a dream is and what it means -

we have taken a census here with the girls and believe that maybe
"Oldieslover" is starting to lose who "oldieslover" is in "oldieslover's" dreams...............................

Yes, this is a concept -
does not mean it is the ' Right " concept
does not mean it is the " wrong" concept
it
just means - it is a concept ......................................

Thank you

[OldiesLover]

Ahh... So my Ladies like Bubba.

Well, Bubba and I aren't anything alike. And no, he is not a relative, although Bubba is usually a nickname applied to an older brother by a younger sibling, whom everyone else picks up on the name.

I am sure you guys noticed the following:

1. He lives in a mobile home, evidence of hidden wealth.

2. He keeps his Christmas decorations up all year around, evidence of his devote Christianity.

3. He Bar B Q's on his front porch, evidence that he loves gourmet foods.

4. He has a ball cap on for a generic team, evidence that he is a broadminded sports fanatic.

5. He has non-prison tattoos, evidence that he can afford the best in body art.

6, Finally, he has the very best in casualwear, evidence that he takes fashion very seriously.


Oh yes, interestingly, he is a very good artist. Here are some of his drawings about his dreams.
:whistle:

[OldiesLover]

Dream Experts say that understanding your dreams is a Step-By-Step Process.
:full:

[OldiesLover]

This brings us back to understanding sleep. Yes, sleep. Something ya do more in your life than just about any other activity. Simething that is extremely important to your overall physical health.
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

There are even Sleep Experts who only study Sleeping Positions... in an attempt to find answers to our sleep issues.
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

Then there's a group of hardworkin' Dream Experts who simply study unconscious & subconscious activities during sleep.

[OldiesLover]

Don't ya just love these scientific specialties? There's even a group of scientists who study the relationships of people's physical characteristics and the pets choose.
:ban:

Here is a scientfic study lookin' at men and the car they choose.
:cry:


Hummm... I do detect a slight relationship here. Maybe you guys need to go out and take a long (A very long...) look at what car you're driving these days...
:evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

Anyways, the study of various activies while asleep, such as sleep walking, talkin' in your sleep and havin' sex in your sleep... sound like some interestin' scientific frontiers!
:love:

[OldiesLover]

Some Sleep-Positions Experts tell us that the postures we take as we are getting ready to go to sleep, also tell experts alot about us as individuals and what we'll be dreaming about.
:tired:

[OldiesLover]

Additionally, these Sleep Experts tell us that our sleeping positions and postures remain quite static, regardless of our sleeping conditions or environment.
:shiver:

[OldiesLover]

Few pages back ( http://forum.scanlover.com/showthread.php?p=414646#post414646 ), I mentioned:
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

And here's another Statue Dream:

[OldiesLover]

WARNING: Countless numbers of people have reported seein' this in their dreams.
:wait::wait::wait:

[mrmullusca]

Hey Oldie, Ever have one of those dreams where you have to fight people?

[OldiesLover]

Hey Oldie, Ever have one of those dreams where you have to fight people?

Mr M, Welcome to Strange Dreams!
:evillaugh:

Yeah, I've had dreams where I've had ta fight off people, but never an Asian babe midget.
:cry:

I've had many dreams where I've had ta fight off white women with knives where I can't recognize their faces. Especially after my 1st divorce.
:angry::angry::angry:

[OldiesLover]

Here's a dream (Of sorts.) with an Asian babe I have every so often.
:miserable:

[redeux]

and we know some dreams are obvious in their interpretation ...:evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

and we know some dreams are obvious in their interpretation ...:evillaugh:

While others take some study and insight...
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

Here's an odd lil dream...
:innocence:

[OldiesLover]

One of my gf's from my distant past, slept at times with her eyes wide open. It was sorta freaky when ya awoke during the night to see her glarin' at ya in her sleep.
:dizzy:

She'd even be snorin' with her eyes wide open. And not slightly open, but her eyes were wide-wide open like this Attachment. A couple times, I woke up and thought she had died.
:wait:

The same babe also walked in her sleep... I even had sex with her once while she was fast asleep. I miss her at times, especially since she was a sexy Chinese babe.
:nuts:

[OldiesLover]

Since I'm rememberin' her... This lil Chinese babe would fall asleep in the strangest places. I once found her in our laundry room sleepin' on top of the washer & dryer while they were runnin'...
:zzz:

She would regularly come into my office while I was workin', and curl up in a chair (Yes, naked sometimes!) and go to sleep.
:zzz:

I couldn't let her drive any long trips because she would fall asleep while drivin'
:omg:

[mrmullusca]

Ever dream of eating a delicious meal, but something ain't quite right?

[OldiesLover]

Ever dream of eating a delicious meal, but something ain't quite right?

Well I must admit, I don't ever remember dreamin' about eatin' lil people.
:barf:

For some reason, I almost never dream about food, eating food or anything in that regard. However, once in awhile, I will dream about a food I like alot, especially those foods I limit my consumption thereof. Then, when I'm awake, I'll have a very strong desire for that particular food.
:perfect:

Fortunately, I don't have tis too often...

[OldiesLover]

Here's what I dream about on a more regular basis...
:dizzy:

[OldiesLover]

One of the things I have observed in my dreams is that I often dream about people where I can't quite make out their faces, yet I know somehow... who it is.

This is common for me, but I haven't heard about this from many other people.
:dunno:

[cyan]

One of the things I have observed in my dreams is that I often dream about people where I can't quite make out their faces, yet I know somehow... who it is.

This is common for me, but I haven't heard about this from many other people.
:dunno:

Funny you should mention that ..... I had one just last night ....:shiver:

[OldiesLover]

Funny you should mention that ..... I had one just last night ....:shiver:

Yeah, I have tis alot. Sometimes faces are blurred, sometimes ta body is positioned where I can't see ta face... But I always know who it is, somehow(?).
:oy:

I'm pretty sure Oldies Ladies will know ta answer when they see tis...
:whisper:

[OldiesLover]

As I mentioned earlier, the body positions of people in your dreams, are quite important... even if ya can't recognize their faces.


Although, often, other parts of their bodies are extremely detailed, such as hands.
:please:

[OldiesLover]

Yes, the Dream Experts say that there's a whole body language thing going on in our dreams... that is also taking place in our Awake States, but we do not consciously notice it. Only our sub-conscious is noticin' it.
:petrified::petrified::petrified:

[OldiesLover]

Yes, my 2nd wife, my lil blonde Puerto Rican... Damn, I see her in my dreams all the time. I see her more in my dreams now... than I did durin' the 10 years we were married.
:notagain:

[OldiesLover]

Then there's the lil Chinese girlfriend who slept with her eyes open...
:distressed:

[OldiesLover]

Hummm... Then there's tis lil dream...
:exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

:shy:

Yes, then there's tis lil babe, who's quite a lil handful at times.

[OldiesLover]

Housework...
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

Dream Experts say that most of our dreams are not what you would call... Surrealistic. Most dreams are of common stuff. Your brain is simply defragmentin' itself. Hummm....



This dream is called: Dreaming Of Creation By Rene Zwaga

[OldiesLover]

This is not to say that we never have surreal dreams. Some people have alot of surreal dreams, just as some people don't remember squat about their dreams.





Dreams Courtesy Of Stephanie Bennett

Attachment 1/ Dream 1: Losing Today

Attachment 2/ Dream 2: Nothing Here Is Real

Attachment 3 / Dream 3: Take It

[OldiesLover]

As I mentioned earlier, your sleeping environment has a direct relationship with your dreams.

Hence, the more surreal your surroundings while ya sleep, the higher probability you're going to have surreal dreams.
:dizzy:

[OldiesLover]

Yet, it should be understood, each person has their own definition of what is or is not... Surreal.

Sometimes, super real is also surreal. Super real can often be very detailed.
:bingo:

For example, I find this dream quite interestin' in a unique sorta way:
:nice:
Link To OldiesLover's Strange Dreams (Album 2) With Associated Dream Image: http://forum.scanlover.com/showthread.php?p=439410#post439410

[OldiesLover]

Some surreal dreams have a detail that's different in way, kinda like a drawing. There's a muted coloration, yet our dream is still vivid.

People with such surrealistic dreams often report that they know they've had a very interestin' surreal dream... yet, they have no idea how their brain could've dreamed-up such a dream.
:distressed:

[OldiesLover]

:distressed:

Other surreal dreams have more color, but are a lil hazy or foggy... something like this:



Dream Courtesy Of Frank Frazetta

[OldiesLover]

However, a lot of my dreams are just plain... Foggy.
:exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

There is an effect in some people's dreams called, "The Multiple Effect."

This is when you see someone in your dream, but it is a multiple of the same person.

Now if it were a sexy lil Asian babe... Great!

However, if it's a FBWW... It's a fuckin' nightmare. Here, is a case in point:

[OldiesLover]

There is much debate about humor in dreams. Some Dream Experts say there is very little if any humor in dreams. They say humor is a complex emotion. We may exhibit or feel laughter and delight inside dreams, but rarely humor. Supposedly humor is not a basic emotion.

At the same time, we see many things in our dreams where in our awake state, we would find such things quite funny, but yet... not inside our dreams.

Hummm... This is all very strange.
:distressed:

[OldiesLover]

These Dream Experts say this is what opens the door for dreams to create mixtures, where a combination of conditions, such as a babe layin' down inside a food stand as seen in this lil dream, for some reason... Makes complete sense inside our dreams.
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

These Dreams Experts go on to explain that when we see a babe laying inside a food stand (Such as in the previous Post.), our imaginations that free and clear from our more complex humor interpretations, is then able to move forward into ever stranger and stranger dreams... Such as this one.
:please:

[OldiesLover]

As the dream goes forward, all sorts of craziness happens... because (Again, accordin' to the Dream Experts.) we have no humor response to stop it.

I guess tis is why they say, "There's no humor inside the Insane Asylum."
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

Ta finish this thought before I go on... Therefore, according to the Dream Experts, this is a Statue Dream, without any humor to it, whatsoever.
:cry::cry::cry:

[OldiesLover]

This dream isn't foggy, just very dark. It takes a minute for your eyes ta adjust...
:please::please::please:

[OldiesLover]

As I mentioned earlier, mirrors have a very special place inside your dreams. In addition, doors, doorways and people standing in doorways... are also very special with many different meanings.
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

This dream demonstrates how complex some relationships... are.
:whistle:

[OldiesLover]

Here are some strange dreams courtesy of Li Wei:

[OldiesLover]

I like Li Wei's dreams. I will honor him with 2 posts inside Strange Dreams Thread:
:hero::hero::hero:

[OldiesLover]

I also like these strange dreams, are courtesy of Pierre Molinier, who has been explorin' strange dreams for many many years...
:dizzy:

[OldiesLover]

Oh yes, my lil Chinese babe who slept with her eyes open and in some really strange places...
:whistle:

[OldiesLover]

And, of course...
:whistle:

[OldiesLover]

Back in my days before I swore off white women (Yes, almost 20 years ago.), I met this white babe at the dog racin' track.

We got to know each other at the track (I owned 3 racin' greyhounds back in those days, but they were racin' dogs, not pets. They lived at the racing kennels.) over a few nights... until one night she invited me over to her place.

This sounded pretty good, but when I walked into her house, I immediately smelled dog shit. Yes, let me tell ya, tis babe lived with at least 10 retired greyhounds.

Now believe me, greyhounds are great dogs. They are very well behaved, quiet and clean.

However, this babe wanted ta fuck with all these dogs layin' around the freckin' bedroom. Fuck... I could hardly concentrate. The friendship didn't go too far.

Oh well... I still dream about her and her dogs every so often.
:donotwant::donotwant::donotwant:

[OldiesLover]

This strange dream has a work-related theme, or perhaps it's a school or somethin'.

Whatever, it's strange...
:nosepick:

[OldiesLover]

And another dream where I can't see ta face... But I know who it is...
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

I still dream about the ol' farm I once lived on... I still like ol' farms, farm lakes and such.
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

A unique dream...

[OldiesLover]

Ahhh.... I'm at my 300th Strange Dream, Grasshoppers!
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

Ya should CLICK on it...

[OldiesLover]

So off we go towards our 400th Strange Dream... Hope ya ain't fallin' ta sleep.
:cry:

[OldiesLover]

Oh wait, I've bumped into some more old Polaroids. Didn't remember havin' so many until I started posted them in here.
:blush::blush::blush:

[OldiesLover]

And some more old Polaroids... ya don't wanta know what some of these are about.
:exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

These old Polaroids remind me of ta good ol' days when I lived in Arizona...
:hero:

[OldiesLover]

Ok, enough trippin' down Memory Lane...

Here's an interestin' lil dream, an ya don't need a hammock ta enjoy it, either.
:zzz:

[OldiesLover]

Since you're readin' this Thread... You're becomin' good at understanding dreams...

I'll let ya figure out tis lil dream on your own.
:whistle:

[OldiesLover]

I just love those random moments of kinkiness...
:full:

[OldiesLover]

I just love those random moments of kinkiness...
:full:

Then there's those random moments for teasin'...
:blush:

[OldiesLover]

The first step towards understanding your dreams is to understand the process of sleeping.

There's a number of things that can disrupt and/or block productive sleeping.

One of those things is... bein' too horny.
:cry:

[OldiesLover]

This babe is goin' through the agony of excess horniness...
:exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

This babe is goin' through the agony of excess horniness...
:exhausted:

While this babe has no excessive horniness... and hence, she's sleepin' good and dreamin' productively.
:bingo:

So ya see... when ya have sex with ta wife, g/f or significant other... you're helpin' their sleepin' and dreamin' productivity!
:payup::payup::payup:

[OldiesLover]

An tis babe... Well, just like my Lil Korean Dragon Lady... She brings work ta bed.
:distressed:

[OldiesLover]

Tell me, how many women have you seen playin' with a dildo at ta beach... ???
:please:

[oldies8ladies]

Tell me, how many women have you seen playin' with a dildo at ta beach... ???


Dear Mr. OldiesLover;

You ask this question - we were at the beach here in Hong Kong the other day - and we did not see any women at all or anyone at all playing with one of those so called " DILDOS " -

we did see some playing with flashlights..............but they were searching for things..............

Blessings always

Michelle & Tang & Sam Sam

[OldiesLover]

Dear Mr. OldiesLover;

You ask this question - we were at the beach here in Hong Kong the other day - and we did not see any women at all or anyone at all playing with one of those so called " DILDOS " -

we did see some playing with flashlights..............but they were searching for things..............

Blessings always

Michelle & Tang & Sam Sam


Hummmm.... Those flashlights didn't look like this... Did they?
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

Comin' in at Strange Dream #315, this lil dream takes some lookin' at & ponderin'...
:puzzled:

[OldiesLover]

My next 3 Dream Sets (Strange Dreams #316, #317 & #318.) are Courtesy of MyPrivatePlanet.
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

Strange Dream #317 From MyPrivatePlanet... Some really good dreamin' stuff...
:blush:

[OldiesLover]

And my last Strange Dream Set (#318) from, MyPrivatePlanet:
:exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

As I mentioned a few pages back, often one can have dreams where you cannot make out the faces of those in your dream... yet, somehow, you know who it is.

This same effect is often done with masks, or perhaps distorted faces. But very rarely, do we not know who it is.

However, this does not do away with the well-known effect of... Strangers In Your Dreams. Typically though, the strangers always maintain a distance.

This effect continues to mystify Dream Experts.
:distressed::distressed::distressed:

[OldiesLover]

No, these are not... Jack-In-A-Box, Jackie-In-A-Box or Jack-Off-In-A-Box...

These are, Dreams-In-A-Box!!!
:please::please::please:

[OldiesLover]

Most people will admit to a movie scene, or perhaps a television scene, that connects with them on a deep enough level that they dream about the scene...

Often, people will dream about such movie scene several times, sometimes over a period of years, if not decades.
:notagain:

[OldiesLover]

Yes my friends, dreamin' means looking inside... ya can never tell who's lookin' back.
:eek::eek::eek:

[OldiesLover]

One night, I had this strange lil dream that I walked into a large hospital and started lookin' around.

There were quite a few patients with all sorts of moanin' & groanin'... with lottsa bandages and such.

Then, I realized, all the patients were Asian babes!
:dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:

[OldiesLover]

I didn't quite know what ta do... after all, these Asian babes needed lotsa caregivin' fur sure... They were all askin' for my help while cryin' out....

"OldiesLover... Please help me. OldiesLover... I need you."
:whisper::whisper::whisper:

[OldiesLover]

Well... Bein' the kind hearted Good Samaritan that I am... I started movin' from bed ta bed... From patient ta patient, helping each and every one of them feel a lil bit better.

When all done, Oldies7ladies and HongKongDr showed up and told me how good of a job I had done...
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

The Hospital Dream Will Return... Watch For It!
:full::full::full:

[OldiesLover]

Here's another dream, which from my polling, very few people have these types of dreams.
:puzzled:

These are what I would call, Underwater Dreams. Inotherwords, you're doin' everything underwater. Take a look...

[OldiesLover]

They say this image shows up when your significant other keeps sayin' she's too tired fur sex...
:cry:

[OldiesLover]

They say this image shows up when your significant other keeps sayin' she's too tired fur sex...
:cry:

And this image will appear in yur dreams when your significant other is just about ready ta leave your ass...
:distressed::distressed::distressed:

[OldiesLover]

And this image will appear in yur dreams when your significant other is just about ready ta leave your ass...
:distressed::distressed::distressed:

I'm of the opinion that you should take bubble baths with yur significant other on almost a daily basis, usually just before bedtime. My Lil Korean Dragon Lady and I do it almost every night. It's good for both sex & sleepin'...
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

Here's an interestin' lil bod... In my mind, it's damn cloose ta perfect.
:perfect::perfect::perfect:

[OldiesLover]

If you are one of those persons who think you don't dream, you are wrong. Everyone dreams, without exception.

It's just that many people cannot remember their dreams whatsoever. Nothing. Or perhaps just lil snippets or flashes, which disappear very quickly once you're awake.

One technique to begin to remember your dreams is to focus your mind as you are preparin' for bed. After sex of course.

Simply relax and do something like take a shower... and repeat to yourself that you are about to dream and that you will concentrate on the results.
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

... and repeat to yourself that you are about to dream and that you will concentrate on the results.
:bingo:

But you must realize, YOU CANNOT TRY TO FILTER OUT IMAGES. You must be prepared to accept any images your brain throws at you. You cannot be shocked or use denial. You must accept what you see and feel.

:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

The dream started out as I found myself wanderin' down a long narrow hallway. I could see a room as a light glowed from it. As I entered the room, I saw what looked like a spider web. A vary large spider web to be sure, with something caught inside it...

[OldiesLover]

As I floated about the room lookin' @ the web from a number of different angles, I came ta realize that I was lookin' @ a beautiful Asian babe with her eyes hidden by a pink blindfold...

She seemed to realize that I had arrived, and she started ta moan & groan in this sweet voice...

[OldiesLover]

Slowly, she started ta spead her legs and arch her back... beggin' me ta tear her away from her bondage. I did... but all of a sudden, I awoke...
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

My last glimpse as I awoke... She was free from her web...
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

Here's another dream image seen on a regular basis...
:love:

[OldiesLover]

Here's one fur Dyka. He's headed off ta Japan...
:full::full::full:

[OldiesLover]

Another dream image where ya can't quite make out a face...
:please:

[OldiesLover]

These fantastic dream images are Courtesy Of China Hamilton:

[OldiesLover]

This dream started out interestin' enough. As I was standing along side a foggy road, all of a sudden... This really sexy Chinese babe raced past me on a motorcycle.

Well, let me tell ya... There ain't much more sexy than an Asian babe on a Hog. I almost woke up... but I held in there ta see what was gonna happen.

I floated backwards and then noticed 2 Chinese babes on a Hog.

Then a saw another Chinese babe in some sorta uniform... yellin' at somethin'.

In a flash... there was a whole bunch of them.... and off they went runnin... all I could see was legs... really sexy legs...

What was this dream about?
:hero::hero::hero:

[OldiesLover]

As I watched these fantastic legs runnin' down ta road, I started to have this strange feelin'...

I looked down... and there was tis cute lil Chinese babe holding onto my god-damn balls!!!

I looked up and there were these unifomed babes again... with somethin' strange goin' on between'em.

I looked to my right side... and here was tis babe with a camera sittin' on top this really Wild-Lookin' Hog!

Then I looked to my left side to see this Chinese babe riden' a Hog with some sorta egg lookin' thing on her back...

I was in the middle of somethin' really strange... But what?
:please::please::please:

[OldiesLover]

All of a sudden I realized where I was... I was on fuckin' Sex Drive!

But no sooner than I figured this out... Then all Hell broke loose.

The sexy babe in the uniform came runnin' down the road shootin' people.... While another babe came straight at me on this Army Hog!!!

Another babe started shootin' at her with a pistol as gunfire started pourin' all over the fuckin' place.

Fortunately, I felt immune to any possible hits... I seemed ta be just observin' all this mayhem.
:dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:

[OldiesLover]

Just as I felt safe, a bullet went past me in very slow motion and went right through the tit of one of ta babes.

As I started to reach out to help her, I saw this babe shootin' away while ridin' a Hog... Backwards... With white blood drippin' from her lips.

Quickly, a babe in a white shirt passed by ridin' a tan Hog...

I heard a crash, and in the darkness, a new babe showed up with grease on her face... as ta sexy babe in the uniform looked at her like... "Who ta fuck do you think you are?"

Things were gettin' interesting by the minute...

Please OldiesLover... Do Not Wake Up From This!

[OldiesLover]

The uniformed babe and the dark babe walked up ta each other and some sorta flash came outta ta dark babe's pussy and the uniformed babe grabbed hold of it.

Another babe all dressed up in brown showed up and started pumpin' the fuck outta an air pump... as two other babes seemed ta be preparin' fur somethin...

They were carryin' a bag full of something... then as quickly as they appeared... they started beatin' ta shit outta of each other...

I could hear the hair bein' ripped from her head...

[OldiesLover]

Let me tell ya... these babes are brutal... they literally crashed into a tree knockin' it over.

The babe in the uniform was takin' a major hit!

All of a sudden... the action stopped as they started facin' each other down...

What ta fuck?

The earth opened up to show a grid of some kind... as the uniform babe started talkin' to this monkey inside a cage...

Things seemed ta be calmin' down...

Yes... quite strange my friends... Quite strange indeed.

[OldiesLover]

I found myself in a basement of some kind... a basement with a closed door...

This lil babe was scared ta death... I turned to see another babe with her arm bandaged up and her eyes rollin' ta the back of her head...

As the door opened... I saw a babe all covered in mud... but she had this man's face on her...

Some really strange shit...

All the babes seemed to be in shock over this...

[OldiesLover]

Ya won't believe this... but the babe in the uniform... well she started pissin' like a man.


This sent many of ta babes into a hissy fit... coverin' their eyes and shit...

One started cryin' as the uniform babe started laughin and promptly turned into the monkey...

All the babes cryed... As I awoke... What a fuckin' dream... Where da fuck did that come from?
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:
THIS DREAM WAS COURTESY OF Chen Zhun

[OldiesLover]

As I awoke... My Lil Korean Dragon Lady was already awake... and as she often does, she was givin' me that look... she was ready fur some sex in the morning dawn... and fur some reason... so was I.
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[redeux]

What a fuckin' dream... Where da fuck did that come from?

you won't give in and admit to your deep fried twinkies with steel reserve addiction , will you ?:evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

you won't give in and admit to your deep fried twinkies with steel reserve addiction , will you ?:evillaugh:

Nope, there is no proven connection between what you eat and what you dream. Bad food may disturb your sleep, from which you won't dream properly. However, I almost never have a problem with the food I eat. Especially since 90% of it is authentic Asian.
:bingo:

I haven't eaten a Twinkie in decades. Probably around 1972 thereabouts.
:barf:

Ok, back to Strange Dreams:

Below, I am demonstrating an effect many people have while they dream. This effect is often called: Invisible People.

This effect is when you know someone is there, but ya can't quite see them. Oddly enough, the Dream Experts say that this effect is very common.

[OldiesLover]

Another dream effect is when people transform into animals...

[OldiesLover]

Or transform into something else...
:please:

[OldiesLover]

Here's an idea that could only have come ta someone while they were dreamin' their ass off... A Solor Powered Bra: http://gizmodo.com/390253/triumph-brings-out-bra+and+pants-set-with-solar-panels-guess-where-the-beverage-dispenser-is
:please::please::please:

[OldiesLover]

Good thing LZ didn't release this album today... they'd be put up on kiddie porn charges...
:distressed:

[OldiesLover]

Anyways, here's some nifty album covers...
:full:

I've always chuckled about ta name of the album in Attachment #1...
:evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

This is one of my favorite pre-sleepin' positions. Seems ta help get ya ta a relaxed & settled state of mind.
:exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

Here's an example of a Fuzzy Dream Effect, where everything seems slightly outta focus, or perhaps it's a Slow-Motion Effect. Hard ta say...
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

But this without a doubt, is another example of a Floating Dream.
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

Here's an example of a Fuzzy Dream Effect, where everything seems slightly outta focus, or perhaps it's a Slow-Motion Effect. Hard ta say...
:nice:

To clarify this point, there is a difference between a Fuzzy Dream Effect and a Foggy Dream Effect. However, there is also what is known as a Foggy Window Effect, as shown here:
:full:

[OldiesLover]

While this is an excellent example of what is known as The Partial Dream Effect, where one only sees a part of or a portion of a view. Your imagination goes wild on the remainder.
:snicker:

[OldiesLover]

And this Dream Effect... well I don't know if there's a name for it(?)... but I like it.
:puzzled:

[OldiesLover]

And here's another Foggy Dream Effect.

Although this dream does have a window, it is not a Foggy Window Dream Effect, because there's no window or glass or glass between you and the Dream Image.


This is a very important distinction.
:please:

[OldiesLover]

Another important distinction is the difference between The Statue Dream Effect and The Discolored Dream Effect.

This is a Discolored Dream Effect:
:nosepick:

[OldiesLover]

This is an 18th century Mongolian Dream, called The Mongolian Pony Ride.
:dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:

[OldiesLover]

This Series of Dream Images is Courtesy of Stefan Rappo:
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

This is an 18th century Mongolian Dream, called The Mongolian Pony Ride.
:dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:

Some More Ancient Dreams:

Attachment #1 Is From 1823, Called, The Colossus Of Rhodes

Attachment #2 Is from 1801, Called, Dutchman with Claws

Attachment #3 Is From 19th Century India, Currently Named, Bestial Orgy

Attachment #4 Is From 1801 Japan,. Has No Known Name, But Shows Lesbianism In Action In Old Japan. A Rare Dream.

Attachment #5: Is From 1827 Japan, From Volume 3, Scenes Of The Four Seasons

[OldiesLover]

And while I'm showin' Dream Effects, here's an interestin' Underwater Dream.
:payup:

[OldiesLover]

The Dreams Experts say that most people are actually afraid of their own dreams, and hence, are always trying to stop from having them.

[OldiesLover]

I was chatting with some Koreans who were visiting the States for a lil vacation.

One of them asked me, "What are American men like?"

Here was my answer.
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

I was chatting with some Koreans who are visiting the States for a lil vacation.

One of them asked me, "What are American men like?"

Here was my answer.
:bingo:

Guess what their next question was?
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

If people count sheep ta go to sleep... What do sheep count?
:cry:

[OldiesLover]

Every so often, tis lil babe shows up in my dreams... I think it's because of my distain for Religious Establishments.
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

Fortunately, tis lil babe only shows up on a irregular basis...
:whistle:

[OldiesLover]

Given redeux's opinion on food, I have done a lil research. Although food doesn't cause dreams, per se, there is many dreams that involve food. Here is a small samplin'...

Attachment #1: Death By Oreos

Attachment #2: Death By M&M's

Attachment #3: Death By Slimfast

Attachment #4: Death By Cotton Candy

Attachment #5: Death By Tupperware (Although not a food, it's close enough fur research purposes.)

[OldiesLover]

Tis is Ree Ja, a Sexy Mature Asian Babe preparin' ta go to sleep and dream...
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

Perhaps Ree Ja needs ta do this so she can fall asleep durin' daylight hours...
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

Ahhh... Yes, Ree Ja... Happy Dreams At Last!
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

After many many years of painstaking research, includin' extensive data collection, detailed experimentation and involvement of a number of test subjects from a variety of demographics (Especially Asian babes, but others too.)... I have concluded:

This is the best postion for blow jobs!
:bingo:

[mrmullusca]

Ever dream of bugs?

[OldiesLover]

Ever dream of bugs?

Or dreams about other such things...
:cry:

[OldiesLover]

I don't know about anyone else, but some of my best dreamin' has taken place in ta back seats of cars...
:evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

Had tis great Jag sedan once... did some great sleepin' inside that car, too.
:evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

Here's an odd sorta dream. Has an old classic sorta feel...
:full:

[OldiesLover]

After many many years of painstaking research, includin' extensive data collection, detailed experimentation and involvement of a number of test subjects from a variety of demographics (Especially Asian babes, but others too.)... I have concluded:

This is the best postion for blow jobs!
:bingo:

My research has also shown that the use of Blindfolds helps to enhance this blowjob position.
:snicker:

[pfelelep]

I want to talk but my mouth is stucked.

[OldiesLover]

My research has also shown that the use of Blindfolds help enhance this blowjob position.
:snicker:

Although, one must remember... ya can always get too much of a good thing!
:please:

[pfelelep]

And I know, the body I can control is not mine .

[OldiesLover]

And I know, the body I can control is not mine .

Ahhh... Yes... Control...
:distressed:

[OldiesLover]

One day, I walked inta one of my favorite taverns...
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

Remember when gas was cheap?
:whistle:

[OldiesLover]

Tis lil dream starts out with 2 stools and works its way ta drools...
:cry:

[OldiesLover]

Sometimes I dream of ta desert hills of Arizona...
:whistle:

[OldiesLover]

Ever dream of bugs?

Speakin' of animal type dreams...
:dizzy:


Dreams Are Courtesy Of One Of My Favorie Artists, Hajime Sorayame

[OldiesLover]

Ya gotta CLICK on this Dream...
:surprised:

[OldiesLover]

Con't from the Previous Post...

I wunder... What ta fuck was he thinkin' about at that very moment?
:whisper:

[OldiesLover]

Remember ta days when people actually trusted their children with priests?
:distressed:

[OldiesLover]

Remember ta days when people actually trusted their children with priests?
:distressed:

I've been in a very anti-religion mood of late with all the craziness goin' on these days.
:omg::omg::omg:

[OldiesLover]

TEN SIGNS YOU ARE AN UNQUESTIONING CHRISTIAN:

:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

This is the Definition of Religion & Faith: CLICK THE THUMB
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

This is the Definition of Religion & Faith:
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

Or perhaps tis is ta definition...
:cry::cry::cry:

[OldiesLover]

Or perhaps tis is ta definition...
:cry::cry::cry:


No... No... No... Wait... If you're lookin' at this Thread, you're a SLF Member... Which means one thing.

You're goin' ta... Ya fuckin' Sinner!
:ban::ban::ban:

[OldiesLover]

I'm up to my 400th Dream... I believe somethin's happenin' here.
:whistle::whistle::whistle:

[OldiesLover]

This Dream Image Is Called: The Fan

[OldiesLover]

And this Dream Image is called: The Candles
:hero::hero::hero:

[OldiesLover]

If you're driving down the road one day and you look out your car window and see this... You can "Kiss Your Ass Good-Bye!"
:shiver::shiver::shiver:

[OldiesLover]

The Sleep Experts say that if you get really sexually excited in your sleep, you're burning off lots of water... And you'll wake up very thirsty.
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:

However, if ya ever see steam comin' out of that boner... Ya may want ta pour some cold water on it!
:fever::fever::fever:

[OldiesLover]

Hummm.... Some guys will do anything ta smell their own farts.
:why::why::why:

[OldiesLover]

This is a dream I have had every so often.

It comes from a time way back when, when I had this girlfriend who was unbelievably beautiful.

Yeah, she was a white babe. It was way back when I actually kinda liked white babes... but this babe was drop-dead stunning. The type of looks where people just plain gawked at her. It was quite strange at times.

She had long black hair and bright blue eyes. When we first got together, she had a fantastic body. Granted, as we were together, she tacked on a whole bunch of weight, but underneath it all... she had a great body.

I think I've mentioned her somewhere in here, but I forget where.

Anyways, I learned a very valuable lesson. Beware of the beautiful babes... They can be just plain crazy. And this one was... for sure.

Hence, I have tis dream every so often, just so my brain can remind me of a lesson well earned.
:cry::cry::cry:

[OldiesLover]

Ya know what? I'll take 1 Mature Korean Babe over these 4 Mormon Wives... Any Day!!!
:payup:

[OldiesLover]

Ya know what? I'll take 1 Mature Korean Babe over these 4 Mormon Wives... Any Day!!!
:payup:

Speakin' of good Korean babes, even the young ones are worth 4 Mormon Wives...
:love:

[OldiesLover]

Speakin' of good Korean babes, even the young ones are worth 4 Mormon Wives...
:love:

See? I rest my case!
:exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

Now I did receive this dream from a Member who says this is the Perfect Dream.
:blush:

Unfortunately, he is badly mistaken.
:donotwant:

Take a good look... I'm sure you'll figure out... Why(?)!
:nuts:

[OldiesLover]

Some guys... Are just plain fuckin' slow learners!
:innocence::innocence::innocence:

[OldiesLover]

But I must confess... I once had a bad case of Blue Balls fur tis lil white babe. Dreamed about her quite a bit.

She can still get the juices goin' a bit.
:blush:

[OldiesLover]

Pretty good lil Underwater Dream right here!
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

Ever dream of bugs?

Another Bug Dream...
:please:

[OldiesLover]

CLICK On This Lil Dream... Be Sure Ta Let It Load.

:hero::hero::hero:

[OldiesLover]

Here's another one Ya need ta CLICK On... I Believe She's Doin' It Ta One Of Our SLF Members!!!

:full::full::full:

[OldiesLover]

Hummm... Here's a Preachin' Dream I have everyso often...
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

Hummm... Here's a Preachin' Dream I have everyso often...
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

Course, not everyone dislikes me...
:flattered:

[OldiesLover]

I do have a nifty dream about what we could do ta white women...
:cry::cry::cry:

[OldiesLover]

If you're ever feelin' sorry fur your sad ass... Ya can always consider this lady. At 3 years of age, she was put into this Iron Lung because she got polio around 6 months before the vaccine was found. She lived in the Iron Lung until she died recently at 61 years of age, because the power failed and so did her backup generator.
:please:

[OldiesLover]

Interestin' Dream Image... Expert Macrame Work!
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

As I mentioned in an earlier post, there's an effect in dreams where ya see the same person a multiple of times. Sometimes this is called, multiples, sometimes clones... plus there's some other titles floatin' around.

This is multiples, or clones, of just about the only bald Asian babe that's really sexy to me... Kumi Monster!
:love:

[OldiesLover]

Ah, I gotta admit... I've dreamed about tis lil babe a few times.
:inlove:

[OldiesLover]

Tis dream, or let's call it a nightmare, is called: Michael Jackson 2015
:why:

[OldiesLover]

An tis one is titled: The Showoff Blows It Off

If ya think it's easy, try it some time.
:cry:

[OldiesLover]

Speakin' of STRANGE...

Here's Some Of The World's Strangest Animals:

Attachment #1: A Cantor Giant Soft-Shelled Turtle

Attachment #2: A Mara (Rat)

Attachment #3: A Saiga Antelope

Attachment #4: A Star Nosed Mole

Attachment #5: Three Homo Sapien Jerkoffs
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[OldiesLover]

As a kid, I hated gettin' shots. Still do...
:distressed::distressed::distressed:

[OldiesLover]

This is Milla, who was photographed by Jo Schwab. For some reason, I like this(?).
:nice:

[OldiesLover]

Here is the newest Member of The OldiesLover's Fan Club...
:blush::blush::blush:

[OldiesLover]

As mentioned earlier, I don't dream much about food... but once in a while...
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

I just love it when lil Asian babes get shy...
:dunno:

[OldiesLover]

This is a fairly strange Dream Image...

[OldiesLover]

If ya don't know who this lil Korean babe is... Then you don't know Korean babes!!!
:whistle::whistle::whistle:

[OldiesLover]

A Dream Effect closely related to Flying Dream Effects, is Climbing Dream Effects.

This is when one dreams about climbing upwards. Sometimes it's mountains, or trees, or ladders.
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

A Dream Effect closely related to Flying Dream Effects, is Climbing Dream Effects.

This is when one dreams about climbing upwards. Sometimes it's mountains, or trees, or ladders.
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:

Oh yes, stairs... We cannot forget about fallin' down stairs!
:cry::cry::cry:

[OldiesLover]

This lil Dream Image is called: Purple Rope!

[OldiesLover]

If ya see something like this in your dreams... You're gettin' a little too horny!
:dribble:

[OldiesLover]

A strange lil dream about a Nun bein' initiated inta the Catholic Church...
:evil:

[OldiesLover]

This is a common dream for dudes goin' through a divorce...
:distressed::distressed::distressed:

[OldiesLover]

They say that "The Lost Dream," is sorta common. Personally, I've don't remember ever having such a dream, but they say you feel like you are, or someone you know is... lost and crawin' (Or maybe runnin' or such.) through a wasteland of some kind. In this Lost dream, there's a chain bein' pulled... Hummm...
:abandoned::abandoned::abandoned:

[OldiesLover]

This Dream Image is called: I'm Just Thinkin'

[OldiesLover]

And this Dream Image is called: Ancient Dreams

[OldiesLover]

Ya know you're gettin' old when ya start dreamin' about bein' an Ol' Pervert...
:distressed::distressed::distressed:

[OldiesLover]

I've had a number of women tell me about this strange lil dream that they've had... Men? Well, what can I say?
:cry:

[OldiesLover]

This is a Foggy Dream... and a real nice one too...
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:
Ta one on the far left is best... But I ain't really picky about ta others.

[OldiesLover]

This is a combination "Mirror Dream," & "Window Dream."
:bingo:

[OldiesLover]

Yes Gentlemen... Some day we will be replaced with more advanced technology... So enjoy'it... while ya can!!!
:attention::attention::attention:

[OldiesLover]

:bingo::bingo::bingo:

[OldiesLover]

Dream Experts say that there is also a lot of deformity or injuries of some type, inside many people's dreams. The educated guess is that as children, we were tramatized by such.
:distressed:

[OldiesLover]

This Dream Image appears when your significant other... is fartin' in bed while ya sleep!
:blush::blush::blush:

[OldiesLover]

This dream Image appears when your significant other... is fartin' in bed while ya sleep!
:blush::blush::blush:

If your significant other happens ta be a white woman (Ya poor sucker!)... then this will probably be your Dream Image when she's fartin'.
:cry::cry::cry:

[OldiesLover]

This is a nice lil Dream Image, in its own artistic sorta way...
:nuts:

Course, I'd say ya just might be jerkin' off ta too many Tera Patrick pictures...
:snicker:

[OldiesLover]

When ya see somethin' like this in your dreams, there may be some personal and/or sexual relationship issues goin' on...
:whistle:

[OldiesLover]

Here is one HellOfA Set Of Boobs! I love'em just like these...
:love:

[OldiesLover]

Gasoline sure is gettin' fucking expensive these days...
:omg:

[OldiesLover]

This Dream Image is called: Too Many Mixed Drinks!!!
:sick::sick::sick:

[OldiesLover]

This is my lil Eva... Very sexy in her own lil way.
:whisper::whisper::whisper:

[OldiesLover]

There is a dream called: The Genie Dream!

This is when a sexy Genie pops out of a bottle and... Must obey your every command.
:exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

It is said that Sidney Shedon, Producer of the 1965 to 1970 television show, "I Dream Of Jeannie," got his idea for the show from a Genie Dream... hence the name of the show.

Although for the actual show's title, he used the title of a 1952 movie "I Dream Of Jeanie," so he put 2 n's in Jeannie's name.

Many of us youngsters from the 60's... Had our fair share of Genie Dreams back then.
:evillaugh:

I have even been on "I Dream Of Jeannie Lane," in Cocoa Beach, FL.
:bingo:

http://www.idreamofjeannie.com/mainframe.html (http://www.idreamofjeannie.com/mainframe.html)

[OldiesLover]

It is said that Sidney Shedon, Producer of the 1965 to 1970 television show, "I Dream Of Jeannie," got his idea for the show from a Genie Dream... hence the name of the show.

Although for the actual show's title, he used the title of a 1952 movie "I Dream Of Jeanie," so he put 2 n's in Jeannie's name.

Many of us youngsters from the 60's... Had our fair share of Genie Dreams back then.
:evillaugh:

I have even been on "I Dream Of Jeannie Lane," in Cocoa Beach, FL.
:bingo:

http://www.idreamofjeannie.com/mainframe.html (http://www.idreamofjeannie.com/mainframe.html)

However, over time, my Genie Dreams evolved into something more like this....
:beautiful::beautiful::beautiful:

[OldiesLover]

This dream is probably means I'm in deep trouble for somethin'...
:cry:

[OldiesLover]

Ya know I had a dream last night, and ya know it's worrin' me...
:blush::blush::blush:

[OldiesLover]

Ya know I had a dream last night, and ya know it's worrin' me...
:blush::blush::blush:

ya know I had a dream last night... and ya know it's as cold as can be...
:frozen::frozen::frozen:

[OldiesLover]

Warning To All Scanlover Members: If this ever happens to you, put your booze away, turn off your computer and go to bed!
:giveup::giveup::giveup:

[OldiesLover]

I'll be fucked... I'm on Page 50!!!
:blush::blush::blush:

I believe we've come to the end of Album 1... Yes, this is THE END My Friends!!!
:exhausted::exhausted::exhausted:

[OldiesLover]

If you're still looking for Strange Dreams... Be sure go to OldiesLover's Strange Dreams (Album 2): http://forum.scanlover.com/showthread.php?t=21153