President Obama Letter [Archive] - ScanLover Forum

OldiesLover

03-23-2009, 03:49 PM

THIS IS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL SCANLOVER MEMBERS (Please Read Carefully.):

On a fluk, believe it or not, we sent President Obama a letter via snail mail, asking him to join our Forum. We NEVER expected a response whatsoever.

Then, last month, we received this letter, by mail.

I have scanned it and posted it for all to see. (Note, I had to doctor it a bit, sorry.)

Since receiving this letter, and our whole Staff going into shock, we have been in communication with a President Obama Staff Member who has asked us to set up a Special Member User where only our discussion Forums appear.

This we have done, and we are presently waiting for an acccount verification from President Obama. Hopefully, this will be real soon.

We are asking all Scanlover Members to be extemely respectful if/and when he arrives.

For the most part, we are directing all of his Posts into the Conclave, where we hope to discuss with him... Isssues as they relate to the Asian-American Community and perhaps Asia as a whole.

We as the Scanlover Staff, are very excited about this turn of events. We do not know how much he will be here or what his wishes are. We will be working this as it comes.

If nothing else, just to get him as a Special Member, is a major accomplishment for us.

(We are not exactly sure of how much he has been in here, or where, but we as Staff Members will be moderating all of his posts and related reply posts... Very Carefully.)

We hope all of our Members are proud of this opportunity, and will act accordingly. We will post updates here as they happen.

Thank You,

The Scanlover Staff

Athena

03-23-2009, 03:56 PM

WHOLLY CRAP!

That would be so cool if he could join us here, there is always a lot of political talk here. It would be awesome to hear what he has to say.

GREAT JOB OLDIES!!!

OldiesLover

03-23-2009, 04:12 PM

WHOLLY CRAP!

That would be so cool if he could join us here, there is always a lot of political talk here. It would be awesome to hear what he has to say.

GREAT JOB OLDIES!!!

Sorry Stacked, As a New Staff Member, we still need to brief you on this.

It's just that you have so much to learn with Moding Techniques.

I'll send you a PM on this.
:please:

OldiesLover

03-23-2009, 04:45 PM

cough) april 1st(cough

Nope, no joke going on here. We are stopping 4/1 jokes.

Staff, including scanlover, felt last year's 4/1 was too damaging to our forum.
:distressed:

Sorry, no more 4/1 jokes. Forum Policy.
:crash:

EDIT: Sorry Stacked, redeux is fair thinking this is a 4/1 Joke. I'm sure some others might think the same.

We may as well set the record straight and let everyone know about our new Forum Policy regarding 4/1. I'm sure scanlover will agree to this.

Sorry guys, we had a number of people delete their hard drives during last year's 4/1 and send scanlover some threatening e mails and such afterwards.

Guess ya just can't have fun anymore without hurtin' people's feelings.

Athena

03-23-2009, 04:49 PM

Nope, no joke going on here. We are stopping 4/1 jokes.

Staff, including scanlover, felt last year's 4/1 was too damaging to our forum.
:distressed:

Sorry, no more 4/1 jokes. Forum Policy.
:crash:

It's true, I've read some Mod stuff and it said that they are banishing April Fools jokes.

This is for real. I myself have read what Obama's people have sent us, we're hoping he'll confirm his membership soon.

woohoo

03-23-2009, 04:55 PM

Hmm... if he will be browsing forums, will that mean avatars need to be 'cleaned' up too?

Athena

03-23-2009, 05:01 PM

Hmm... if he will be browsing forums, will that mean avatars need to be 'cleaned' up too?

Oldies has set up a special member's forum where the discussion forums will only be seen. He'll only be browsing in Conclave mostly. I'm sure the Av's will be okay.

OldiesLover

03-23-2009, 05:02 PM

It's true, I've read some Mod stuff and it said that they are banishing April Fools jokes.

This is for real. I myself have read what Obama's people have sent us, we're hoping he'll confirm his membership soon.

Yup, here we are announcing one of the biggest, if not the biggest event, in Scanlover History...

And we're talkin' about people who deleted their hard drives last year because they were afraid they had Kiddie Porn on them.

For those who weren't here last year for April Fool's, we set up an Entry Notice on April 1st, that Scanlover was CLOSED and being investigated by Interpol.

Despite the fact that there was a link to get into the forum anyways, again, a bunch of people (Supposedly) cleaned out their hard drives.

Once the Hoax was announced, scanlover received the Threats. It was some nasty shit... Including letters from Attorneys.
:furious:

scanlover is forkin' out 1000's of $$$ for this site... Only to get crap from people hiding Kiddie Porn? Sometimes I wonder about this World...

Anyways, let's enjoy what's going on now... instead of looking at the past!
:bingo:

yupyupyup

03-23-2009, 05:26 PM

Athena

03-23-2009, 06:38 PM

Obvious 4/1 prank! That's not his signature! His sig looks pretty cool
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Barack_Obama_signature.svg
And I don't think he has time to help us ID some nude girls here:evillaugh::evillaugh:
And if it's true that he'll have a glance at the forum, remind me to change Shay's jugs in my sig with cheerful Momusu girls:evillaugh:

It's natural for you to think this is a prank. Talk to Oldies if you don't believe it tho, I didn't believe it either until he PM'd me with the details. :)

redeux

03-23-2009, 07:15 PM

as for a 4-1 wouldn't it be a 4-1 to deny that there will be a 4-1 ?:evillaugh:
no , i'm not paranoid , i used to work for the goverment a long time back...
i know what things are like ...:...:

zoltan_roof

03-23-2009, 08:09 PM

geez...don't know WHAT to think. I'll wait and see...this COULD be a great opportunity for all of us...hmmmm:puzzled:

JavCOLLECTION

03-23-2009, 08:11 PM

BELIEVE THE LIE

redeux

03-23-2009, 08:17 PM

BELIEVE THE LIE
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

cyan

03-23-2009, 11:28 PM

Hmm.... this could be very very interesting Oldies.

yupyupyup

03-24-2009, 01:07 AM

It's natural for you to think this is a prank. Talk to Oldies if you don't believe it tho, I didn't believe it either until he PM'd me with the details. :)

I was commenting on the messy sig in that letter.

Athena

03-24-2009, 01:08 AM

I was commenting on the messy sig in that letter.

Sorry......:bow:

OldiesLover

03-24-2009, 01:20 AM

I was commenting on the messy sig in that letter.

It is quite common for people, especially people who sign their name thousands of times, to have a scribble for a signature. The Wiki Sig is a government sig for signing Congressional Bills and such, where he's taking a few seconds to sign.

I'm sure he just scribbled a sig for us, along with a few hundred other letters at the same time.
:exhausted:

redeux

03-24-2009, 01:25 AM

It is quite common for people, especially people who sign their name thousands of times, to have a scribble for a signature. The Wiki Sig is a government sig for signing Congressional Bills and such, where he's taking a few seconds to sign.

I'm sure he just scribbled a sig for us, along with a few hundred other letters at the same time.
:exhausted:

actually this is true , when i was signing off on tons of PW every day my signature went to shit in no time ...
still sign that way 30 years later , its almost impossible to forge my signature ....

OldiesLover

03-24-2009, 02:25 AM

Good news everyone, the account we set up for him is now VERIFIED.

Now, please realize everyone, this does not mean he will post in here.

Per request from a Staff Member of his, he can only go into a limited number of Sub-Forums, and cannot receive (Or send for that matter.) PM's.

For the most part, he can only see The Conclave, so that's where we expect him... if, and that's a big IF...

He posts anything in here.

Let's all cross our fingers and hope.
:full:

P.S. If he posts, he will appear as PR Staff color. That's because that is where we had to set up his Special User Account with limited access, No PM's and other limitations. This Does Not Mean He Is A PR Staff Member. So Please... Do Not Panic!!!

angedelamort

03-24-2009, 03:15 AM

I was sure we were April first today after reading the letter. Seems not. That's interesting, and he even find SL apealing... I wonder why :evillaugh:

mirrorman

03-24-2009, 05:13 AM

I was sure we were April first today after reading the letter. Seems not. That's interesting, and he even find SL apealing... I wonder why :evillaugh:

Interactions between different cultures ???

Candyman

03-24-2009, 06:14 AM

I was sure we were April first today after reading the letter. Seems not. That's interesting, and he even find SL apealing... I wonder why

With hot chicks, interesting discussions, and political commentary, who wouldn't find ScanLover appealing?

diomedes

03-24-2009, 01:51 PM

Never a dull moment on this forum....

Err, i didn't see this invitation letter, has that been posted anywhere? Just curious, maybe i missed it.....

Athena

03-24-2009, 01:53 PM

Never a dull moment on this forum....

Err, i didn't see this invitation letter, has that been posted anywhere? Just curious, maybe i missed it.....

I don't think the invitation letter was posted.:please:

BlackSol

03-24-2009, 01:58 PM

Sorry, but I don't believe this until i see him (or an Obama staff member) post.

Athena

03-24-2009, 02:06 PM

Sorry, but I don't believe this until i see him (or an Obama staff member) post.

Trust me, you will soon...His account has been verified. Check Conclave of the Wisenuts frequently and you might seem him or a staff member.:please:

Bud_The_Impaler

03-24-2009, 03:35 PM

It saddens me, if true, that the administration would spend one iota of energy on this forum. I a big fan of Scanlover. I'm also a big fan of playing Tiger Woods on XBox. Obama is our employee and I don't want him spending any of his time on either one of these activities.

Maetel1180Crp

03-24-2009, 05:27 PM

[..] Obama is our employee and I don't want him spending any of his time on either one of these activities.

though, he isn't my employee (or maybe he is. ..as noble, old europe might be, in the end we are an american colony, like in rome's best days..) i'm kinda glad, if he still takes his time for such activities. keeps him probably, from gettin' chancer or becoming a evil lizardman or something.. : D

ain't that great news! let's hope, he will post at SLF~ ..time to change our sigs to something more "Adams" or "Jefferson".
:evillaugh:

OldiesLover

03-25-2009, 02:57 AM

Never a dull moment on this forum....

Err, i didn't see this invitation letter, has that been posted anywhere? Just curious, maybe i missed it.....

I'm not sure I saved it. It's a WORD doc, and I thought he would never respond to it. I'm not sure I save it.

I'll look when I get back home to my office computer. I'm on the road for a couple days. Sorry (I musta written a pretty good letter... Sure hope I saved it.)...
:blush:

diomedes

03-25-2009, 05:55 PM

Sorry (I musta written a pretty good letter... Sure hope I saved it.)...

Well yeah.... you sure did. I mean, getting the President into a asian porn forum??? Wowies, that must have been a hell of a persuasive approach to letter composition, man.

Dyka

03-27-2009, 12:44 AM

diomedes is in the thread I am distracted from Obama.

STM

03-27-2009, 08:43 PM

OK, so I thought 4/1 again. Then I thought, do we really want a government affiliated type officially on the forums considering the subject matter? Now I see they'll only be in the discussion area. However, we shouldn't fool ourselves, it will be some electronic outreach person.

Still, Oldie doesn't fool around, does he! Wow.

redeux

03-27-2009, 11:21 PM

can you imagine the reception 'w' would have gotten here ?:evillaugh:
hell , we ought to invite bill clinton , that would be seriously off the wall...

decoy_2099

03-28-2009, 01:25 AM

yes that would be cool if obama came here and started posting but more than likely his lackies would show up looking ofe obama bashers, im not saying im a big fan of his and his stimoulis package going back to the banks but im not going to blame him if the united states falls

OldiesLover

03-28-2009, 03:47 AM

From what I understand, this will be all we'll ever get: http://forum.scanlover.com/showthread.php?p=609487#post609487

But what the heck. It's still pretty neat.
:nice:

decoy_2099

03-28-2009, 07:30 AM

lol oldie that is so damn funny :notagain:*whipes away the tears* wow it still would be a bit cool if you think about it

diomedes

03-28-2009, 09:13 PM

uhh, why won't we be getting any more? ....

err, this seems a bit weird.:exhausted: Totally a 4/1...

diomedes is in the thread I am distracted from Obama.

lol, damn right. Forget the president, dio's in the house!

OldiesLover

03-29-2009, 03:17 AM

uhh, why won't we be getting any more? ....

err, this seems a bit weird.:exhausted: Totally a 4/1...

lol, damn right. Forget the president, dio's in the house!

I forgot to tell you guys. I was living in LA the same years he was going to college in Highland Park. By coincidence, I worked with someone who ended up knowing him back in those days.

She is still in contact with him.
:bingo:

By the way everyone, we linked him directly to his Thread. As far as I know, that is the only place he goes. Hence, anything we say in this Thread, is not seen by him.

So be nice guys. I'm glad we decided to put him into Conclave...

jefftb

03-30-2009, 09:30 AM

I can be pretty naive sometimes, but come on... not this time.
I'll wait n see if this is stilll going on april 2nd...
But if its somehow for real, then I'll try sending a letter to Castro.

jetrocks2

04-12-2009, 04:15 AM

I'd lol if barack obama was browsing thro the 18+ section of the forums and his wife, michelle obama caught him.
LOl

Obscura

04-13-2009, 07:29 PM

Having the POTUS as a member would be a big win for SLF! Imagine, he's got a staff that can gain access to any film in existence...would be great for scanlover theater! Perhaps he can start by uploading the videos he gave to HMS the Queen....who knows, maybe she can be enticed into contributing a few of the more "spicy" photos of her prancing around in her bloomers! I can see it now, a brand new thread for the fetish forum...HMS Royal Panties!

deuterium_1

04-15-2009, 07:10 PM

I'd lol if barack obama was browsing thro the 18+ section of the forums and his wife, michelle obama caught him.
LOl

it ought to be enshrined in the American constitution :evillaugh:

keebs

09-05-2009, 11:34 PM

When I decided to drop by again, this was the last thing I would have thought I would find!

Nice.

vendetta87

09-06-2009, 04:24 AM

Why don't you invite Gordon Brown, Aso Taro or even Najib (Msian PM)
to join as well ? Hahaha

Cheers,

Ven

curious_george

09-09-2009, 06:25 PM

lol..i don't know whether to be believe this or not...seems unreal reading a letter sent by the President

bigmak

09-09-2009, 11:33 PM

Amazing!,we should invite McCain too,for some lively discussion on foreign policy and favorite fetishes!,it would have been even more fun while they were both campaigning!

BlueMouse

09-10-2009, 06:01 PM

i was wondering if it's a joke for a second, and i checked the date of posting and it's 3/23 at the time
if this is real (been 5 months since we've heard anything from him), i should start typing in proper grammar in that section
hmm i wonder wt we should ask him
maybe wt it's like to be the president? or if there's a jacuzzi inside the white house
that'll b interesting

cabaal

11-25-2009, 10:22 AM

Ha, I bet some staff scanned through it, read "Asian", and made a standart response thanking the Asian Community, which he just signed off.

OldFartsFavourites

11-25-2009, 11:39 AM

I'd lol if barack obama was browsing thro the 18+ section of the forums and his wife, michelle obama caught him.
LOl

I'd lol if Barack Obama was browsing thro the 18+ section of the forums and SAW his wife, Michelle Obama, there... http://forum.scanlover.com/images/smilies/012.gif

apathism

05-25-2011, 10:49 PM

Oh my god, this is the greatest thing ever. HAHAHHAA
:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

porkar

05-26-2011, 04:29 AM

Where have you been hiding? San Quentin?

apathism

05-26-2011, 11:22 AM

Where have you been hiding? San Quentin?

Who, me? I just found this website a few days ago... lol.

:crash:

porkar

05-28-2011, 01:26 AM

That's a relief, I am glad you weren't in SQ.

DJ Fukalya

11-30-2011, 09:48 AM

Hilarious.

malau

08-31-2012, 05:53 PM

How come I missed this for 3 years ??

Where's the post from oldies admitting he committed a Federal offence by impersonating the Office of The President of The United States ?

The missive is all but a love letter to oldies that stops just short of saying how handsome he is, and how he bets he's a devil with the lay-dees ! :-)

porkar

09-02-2012, 10:21 AM

Were you in San Quentin with apathism ?

malau

09-02-2012, 03:20 PM

The little Indian fella ??

apathism

09-03-2012, 04:03 AM

The little Indian fella ??

Hey, I'm not that little!

:...:

Doctor_Gonzo

09-05-2012, 08:56 PM

Let's just hope the Romney campaign doesn't find this, or Karl Rove or Grover Norquist for that matter. These neo-righties and the "bombs & Jesus crowd" down South have little regard for truth, and even less for humor. I'm actually amazed this hasn't popped up as the evangelicals are the biggest consumers of porn in the US.

bigmak

09-05-2012, 10:17 PM

We should get a forum invitation out to Richie Rich Romney ASAP,it would be fun to watch him flip-flop about what to do with it

malau

09-06-2012, 03:13 PM

He officially hated black people before 1978, I don't know how he feels about Asians ?

Doctor_Gonzo

09-07-2012, 01:11 AM

We should get a forum invitation out to Richie Rich Romney ASAP,it would be fun to watch him flip-flop about what to do with it

Who's to say he isn't already here? Actually, I take that back. This is a forum of GOOD TASTE. And I doubt anything less than young amputee virgins being violated by drill-presses with pictures of Jesus taped up around the room would get that evil bastard off.

Ok, so I tipped my hand. Mitt has no business even entertaining the notion of public service. He's so crooked he needs Karl Rove to help him screw his pants on every morning. If Mitt is among us, I welcome a debate of COMMON SENSE. "Forums are people too my friend!"

bigmak

09-07-2012, 04:23 PM

Well,change the name to ScanLover Capital LLC Inc.,and he might show up here,but only to outsource everybody's work

OldiesLover

11-07-2012, 04:21 AM

Mr. President... Excellent. We need you for 4 more years!!!

porkar

11-07-2012, 09:27 AM

Did he thank us for our support during the campaign?

OldiesLover

11-07-2012, 01:28 PM

Did he thank us for our support during the campaign?

Of course he did. There's alotta pissed off billionaires today, and I love it when they're all pissed.

Yes Donald The Duck, I mean you, too. (Although I highly doubt that you're really a billionaire once we could see your REAL BOOKS.)
:snicker:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/07/brian-williams-donald-trump_n_2087878.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/07/brian-williams-donald-trump_n_2087878.html)

EDIT: After I posted link above, Trump changed things. This guy is so full of bullshit: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/07/donald-trumps-tweets-deleted_n_2088987.html?1352313286 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/07/donald-trumps-tweets-deleted_n_2088987.html?1352313286)

Now, hopefully the Republicans and their sorry-ass Tea Party will go off and cry in their baby cribs for a few years and let us get to work fixin' things in this country:

OldiesLover

11-08-2012, 02:27 AM

Sorry for the double post folks, but for those who don't know, he came in here and registered as member (BowlingChamp):

http://forum.scanlover.com/showthread.php?t=29044&highlight=bowling+champ (http://forum.scanlover.com/showthread.php?t=29044&highlight=bowling+champ)

:snicker:

Anyways, this was all awhile back. For those who weren't around in 2009, he sent us the letter as posted March 23, 2009. Five days later, he registered as BowlingChamp with avatar shown in my #2 post inside the thread he opened. He made a total of 2 posts, and left, never to return for reasons unknown. I heard through our mutual friend that I should probably delete his account, which I did. However, the system keeps deleted accounts as: Guests.

heroicus

11-08-2012, 06:39 PM

Amazing Awesome job, That made my day!

OldiesLover

11-08-2012, 08:17 PM

Just incase he returns, I've found something sorta interesting with the elections results.

First, look at attachment #1. This is a map of the final election results.

Now, look at attachment #2. This is a map of the actual American Civil War.

I'd say this is something interesting to consider. I see an interesting co-relation. This, along with the fact that there was only a 5% difference in the popular vote. Very close considering the size of the overall vote and the dynamics involved.

Anyways, I'm not sure this is real important, but I for one find it interesting considering the probabilities of such a division happening.

eviltoon

11-09-2012, 02:48 AM

Anyways, I'm not sure this is real important, but I for one find it interesting considering the probabilities of such a division happening.
Hey, you can always stay with me for a while in Canada if the 2 maps play their way out to a Civil ummm...conflict.
Of course my greater fear is they unify their differences in a decision to invade....no, incorporate Canada:oy:

OldiesLover

11-09-2012, 08:18 AM

Hey, you can always stay with me for a while in Canada if the 2 maps play their way out to a Civil ummm...conflict.
Of course my greater fear is they unify their differences in a decision to invade....no, incorporate Canada:oy:

Well, you do have alotta oil up there.

:snicker:

porkar

11-09-2012, 10:40 PM

...
Of course my greater fear is they unify their differences in a decision to invade....no, incorporate Canada:oy:

Don't worry mate, I am sure Australia will be the 51st state before Canada is subsumed into the Union. :shiver:

BullyShock

11-11-2012, 04:40 AM

In my humble opinion he'll probably never show. Did you see what happened when Al Gore took money from buddhists? True Obama doesn't have any prospect of a third term, still: OBAMA CHATS IN ONLINE ASIAN PORNO FORUM isn't going to look pretty in World News and Report.

OldiesLover

11-12-2012, 01:20 PM

OBAMA CHATS IN ONLINE ASIAN PORNO FORUM isn't going to look pretty in World News and Report.

Why not? It would move him from 90% of the Asian American vote to, say... 95%.

:snicker:

apache25

11-18-2012, 02:09 AM

obama really did reply, lmao

OldiesLover

11-18-2012, 02:57 AM

obama really did reply, lmao

Hey, he once jogged the streets of LA and played basketball at the park, just like us common folks.

:nuts:

porkar

11-19-2012, 06:50 AM

Hey, he once jogged the streets of LA and played basketball at the park, just like us common folks.

:nuts:

Oi, who are you calling 'common'? Sheesh!

OldiesLover

11-19-2012, 05:07 PM

Oi, who are you calling 'common'? Sheesh!

President Obama is in Thailand doin' somemore common folks stuff:

I believe he's checkin' out the Thai babes. The FBWW that he's with is just a smoke screen. A big fat one, too.

:dizzy:

OldiesLover

11-20-2012, 08:02 PM

President Obama is in Thailand doin' somemore common folks stuff:

I believe he's checkin' out the Thai babes. The FBWW that he's with is just a smoke screen. A big fat one, too.

:dizzy:

While Obama was checkin' out the Thai babes, guess what Romney was doing(?).

Finally, he's down to doing things with us common folks.

Poor Robot Romney. Where did all his right-wing pals go to?