Post a Caption Game - V. 8....

[Domino735]

Okay, folks! Everyone already knows the rules to this game - post a caption to the preceding post, and insert a new picture of your own. So, let's get the ball rolling....

[Eraldo]

"How come yours are larger? I mean, it's as if we're not sisters..."

[Occidentist]

"As always, Class, if any of you have a question please put your hand.........errrrrrmm..ok.....please put your hand or foot up into the air."

[Domino735]

Just because the sign says "Keep Out," that doesn't mean that you can't take a LOOK!....:nice:

[Eraldo]

"Okay, we'll drill a hole at that height, it should fit best"

[Occidentist]

(today's Secret Word is.................."Circumcision"..)

[Domino735]

Oh, the lengths some women will go just to have hard nipples....:please:

[Eraldo]

"These are 100% biodegradable"

[Occidentist]

"Sorry Charlie, but only the best tuna get to score with the Chick of the Sea."

[Domino735]

It goes without saying that eating the Asian version of "Fish and Chips" is much more satisfying than the British variety.....:full:
(oh, read it again, and you'll get the joke....)

[Eraldo]

The carpet doesn't match the drapes!

[Occidentist]

Bertie Bott's Every-Orifice Beads

[Eraldo]

I can't wait to enjoy our honeymoon! But why did he forget to book a single-bed room?

[Domino735]

From the rear, they look the same - oddly enough, though, they taste completely different!.....:evillaugh:

[Occidentist]

A very un-Siamese-fighting-fish-like reaction to seeing her own reflection.

[Domino735]

Finally! The Easter Bunny brought me a basket with something good to eat inside it!.....:please:

[Eraldo]

"Nice shirt. Pink's not your colour, however."

[Occidentist]

Heh....Bruce had always assumed this place was a factory but it turned out to be a body shop inside.

[Domino735]

After years of research, psychologists have finally identified ways of telling whether a woman would enjoy a bukkake party....:bingo:

[Eraldo]

Getting ready for a busy day at the office...

[Occidentist]

Photo-labeling software salesmen take heart........there are still opportunities for deeper penetration in your markets.

[Domino735]

Convincing your girlfriend to get breast implants is a LOT easier when you make her use your 'special' measuring tape!.....:evillaugh:

[Eraldo]

"Sorry, I prefer to keep mine all-natural..."

[Occidentist]

It was a bad combination.......I was a Yankee and saw something that needed to be yanked.

[Domino735]

"What do you mean 'you forgot to bring the key'?!?! Well, fine then! You can just go fuck yourself!!!".....:distressed:

[Eraldo]

"Wait, let me just get my cellphone..."

[Occidentist]

Eyebrows were raised when racy photos surfaced showing Councilwoman Fujikawa wearing far too much clothing.

"This has all the earmarks of a cover-up operation", asserted Council opponent Dick Ho. "We'd like to see what she's trying to hide."

[Domino735]

"Why, no, I'm NOT worried about sunburn! I have plenty of sunscreen lotion, and I also brought along my hat!".....:shy:

[Occidentist]

Taking her cue from the local utility company, Yoko decided to put a fence up to guard her deep well.

[Domino735]

"Geez! You're terrible at golf! Why, you took more strokes on that last hole than you did on mine last night!!!"....:evillaugh:

[Eraldo]

Who said golf is a sport for boring old men?

[Occidentist]

(Domino's pic) Tadahito’s interest in Geography soared after being assigned to do a report on the Hoshino Peninsula.


(Eraldo) Nozomi joins the fight against carbon by inviting you to ride her to work each morning.

[Domino735]

"Yes, I am in need of a big boy, but when I say 'Big,' I mean that you have to be bigger than this 'Big Boy'!"......:blush:

[Eraldo]

"Hi, honey. Do you want me to help with the cooking?"

[Occidentist]

(da-da-da dum, da-da-da-dum.......da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum,
da-da-da-dum...snap-snap)

"They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Addams Family."

[Domino735]

And while you're in the doctor's waiting room, feel free to go to the rack and find yourself something to look at......:nice:

[Eraldo]

Ever since she was a little girl, she never worried about her panties showing...

[Occidentist]

"lol.....How do I stop my bear from humping me all the time ?"

[Domino735]

"Do you see what I did to this melon? Well, before we go out on a date, I just want you to know that THIS is what will happen to your penis if it gets anywhere near my mouth!".....:surprised:

[Humbert]

For what is the rope, to go up or down?

[Eraldo]

A butterfly shall emerge from the pupa...

[Occidentist]

It was just this afternoon that she had been kissed by a handsome Prince.....ZOMG...was she going to turn into a frog ??!

[Domino735]

Admittedly, it was a bit strange that Hatsuki would only have sex while dressed in a reindeer costume. Despite this, she was ALWAYS able to attract a young buck!....:evillaugh:

[Eraldo]

"This is the latest fashion in French maid costumes."

[Occidentist]

The not-so-well-known 4th member of the Powerpuff Girls......Blueberry.

[Domino735]

For some reason, after she bought a horse, no man could ever satisfy her!.....:puzzled:

[Humbert]

I´m getting hypnotized

[Eraldo]

Why is she staring at me like that?

[Occidentist]

That was the thing about playing strip poker with Takako....she was always such a showboat when she won your suspenders.

[Domino735]

Not wanting to disappoint her boyfriend with her lack of fellatio skills, Sally decided to practice on the handrail first....:whistle:

[Occidentist]

Compliance rates for worn bandages amongst the male patients were up sharply after the nurses began pre-treating their bandages.

[Domino735]

Given her flatulence problem, Sally soon learned the best way to carry her fan.....:whistle:

[Occidentist]

"Honey..........I've peeled your fruit for you !"

[Domino735]

"Honey, do you remember when you said that you wanted to have a 'five-some' with me and three maids? Well.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"......_.

[Eraldo]

She's an activist in Transparency International.

[Occidentist]

She hadn't taken off the gloves yet...this could be a night for making love and not war.

[Domino735]

"Excuse me, I accidentally locked my panties inside locker #69! You wouldn't happen to have the key, would you?".....:shy:

[Eraldo]

"So how do I use stethoscope?"

[Occidentist]

Baby Bear whips out his cell phone: "Eeek...this motel room is priced too high."

Goldilocks dials: "Ewwww...this motel room is priced too low."

Mama Bear bursts upon the scene: "Off to your 'priced just right' bedroom, young man. And no supper !!"

[Domino735]

Oh, why couldn't she have been one of those mermaids with the fish part on the top, and the woman part on the bottom?!?!....:cry:

[Eraldo]

"Ready to receive"

[Occidentist]

"Oh Nina....stop it girl.....lol.....stop it, you're going to set off the smoke alarm !"

[Domino735]

You know, your hat looks like the rings of Saturn, but I'm even more impressed by Uranus!.....:whistle:

[Eraldo]

That's one patriotic bikini top...

[Occidentist]

With collar turned high and the brim of his hat pulled low, Li Chen dashed out the side door of the deli. But then suddenly a big smile spread across his face….it looked like the extra onions weren’t going to be an issue after all.

[Domino735]

There are two guaranteed ways to bring tears to a woman's eyes:

1) tell her that you want to marry her, or
2) tell her that you got really drunk last night and had a three-some with her mom and her younger sister..... :evillaugh:

[Occidentist]

"Wanna see my ball-handling skills now ?"

[Eraldo]

Melongrab!

[Domino735]

The school's mandatory 'white panties only' policy was strictly enforced, and required daily checks by the Hall Monitors!.....:hero:

[Occidentist]

Time to brush up on my Bond and see how Goldfinger broke into Fort Knox.

[Domino735]

"As your stockbroker, I have good news and bad news for you. The bad news is that your portfolio has lost over 40% of its value. The good news, though, is that I'm not wearing any panties today, and it's time for my break!".....:blush:

[Eraldo]

I'm tired of my own hand... I should get myself a new guy.

[Occidentist]

"What do you mean I remind you of your sister ??! That's not sounding very good, Buddy Boy."

[la]

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"

[Iori Branford]

Introducing new Changer Puppy! Just press his little nose and POOF!

[Domino735]

Yes, having a cat can be a lot of trouble, particularly when you have to change the litter box or clean up a hairball. However, when you get to watch your cat lick herself, it makes it all worthwhile!.....:bingo:

[Eraldo]

Topless ballet? It's for the classier connoiseurs of erotica...

[Occidentist]

Ahhhh, at last.......raspberry without the #@$%^& chocolate chips.

[Eraldo]

There's still a way for us to enjoy intimate moments even when she's got eye infection.

[Domino735]

With her ingenious way of answering the door, Yuki always received a discount from the pizza delivery boy....:bingo:

[Occidentist]

Looked like I was going to miss another 49ers game. I just didn't have the willpower to resist local live programming.

[Domino735]

And in this corner, fighting in the red and white trunks, with a record of 37 technical knock outs and no losses, the one and only - 'Thrilla from Manila'!......:hero:

[Occidentist]

True or False: Men check rear-view mirrors more often than women.

[Domino735]

Although not seen as often as the regular version, the 'inverted camel toe' is always a pleasant sight to behold!....:nice:

[mikifan]

I've got homework to do.

:nice:

[Eraldo]

This angle hides "her" true identity :D

[Occidentist]

"Welcome Ladies ! I trust that your first day here at Idol Camp is going splendidly. I will be the Instructor for your next class....Introduction to the Bikini."

[Domino735]

For some strange reason, whenever Jun went to the beach, she felt compelled to put something long and wet into her mouth.....:puzzled:

[Eraldo]

Ouch... my legs cramp >_<

[Occidentist]

Silicon Valley and silicone mountains come together in quiet harmony.

[Domino735]

Sadly, she learned the hard way that she should have put some sunscreen on her nipples before trying to get an 'all-over' tan.....:cry:

[Occidentist]

"Shoes're untied."

[Domino735]

Although Yuki was determined to go jogging with a vibrator in her pussy, she didn't even make it to the end of the block.....:blush:

[Eraldo]

I think I'm wearing the proper outfit for a different sport...

[Occidentist]

"If that's a gun in your pocket.....drop the gun.

If you're happy to see me.....drop the pants !"




(I'll be out for a few days)

[Domino735]

"Hi, there! My name is Eve. Your name wouldn't happen to be Adam, would it?".....:shy:

[Domino735]

"Well, I'm sorry, but if you don't have a condom, then we're just going to have to use the strainer!".....:distressed:

[Eraldo]

Running uphill is hard work!

[Humbert]

And peace for you too

[Eraldo]

Long bangs are good for anonymity.

[Domino735]

The secret to making an 'Ecstasy Sandwich' is adding the proper layers!....:bingo:

[Occidentist]

Skydiving without a parachute can be safe if you've already landed.

[Domino735]

"You want to eat my pussy?!?! Oh, my god!!! I was just thinking the same thing about YOU!!!".....:love:

[Eraldo]

When YinLing visits Mexico...

[Occidentist]

YinLing does Egypt....

[Domino735]

How will she ever explain to her mother that she caught crabs at the beach?....:evillaugh:

[Eraldo]

She loves to blow

[Occidentist]

a four-layered cake,
a five-layered bride and
a six-lawyered settlement......but that's for another day.

[mikifan]

"Are you ever able to watch a woman eat a banana and not think about a blow job?" - George Carlin

[Domino735]

Tired of pleasuring herself with just a banana, the adventurous Hatsuki decided to try an entire bowl of fruit!....:bingo:

[Occidentist]

The fan clubs all hailed it a boon
That the filming was finished so soon
Her descent to the mattress
To please her dark maitresse
Should be out in the theaters come June

[Eraldo]

"I like being wet"

[Domino735]

Now, I'm not saying that it's easy to get Yuki drunk. However.....:dizzy:

[Laowai]

You said "come to breakfast NOW" ... so here I am.

[Occidentist]

"Best thing I ever did", said Rancher Steve. "Yup....since I put that fence up in '05, it's cut way down on the number of heifers who have wandered off mah proppitty."

[Domino735]

Is it really that surprising that so many people give in to the devil?.....:please:

[Occidentist]

Sigh....when she invited me to join her for an afternoon of paddling, I could have sworn that meant she had a kinky side to her.

[Domino735]

"Could you please hand me that bottle of lube? Her dry fingers are absolutely killing me!!!".....:exhausted:

[Eraldo]

He took one of the pills in the bottle. Next thing he knew, he was already down on the floor.

[Occidentist]

Enraptured by the glories of blossom time, Minori looked worshipfully towards the South Wind. Daisuke was about to spoil all that with a beastly blast of East Wind, thanks to Van Camp's Pork and Beans.

[Laowai]

"oooooh! I lost my cherry?"

[Domino735]

Everyone always enjoyed gathering at the Hoshino home on Friday nights for their weekly game of 'Strip Charades'.....:shy:

[Eraldo]

She won't have to worry about being hit by cars... everyone on the street has their eyes on her!

[Occidentist]

Her mission statement: To make men horny for a glass of Nestle's Strawberry Quik.

[Domino735]

"Whew! Can we take a break now? Surely, after 15 times, you've had enough, haven't you?".....:exhausted:

[Eraldo]

YAY!!! Spring break!

[Occidentist]

Since Bruce had already gotten a reputation for being a cherrypicker, he figured why not live up to it.

[Domino735]

"No, no, no! Miss Nonoyama, you're still not doing it right! Look, you just need to relax while you play! Why don't you unbutton your shirt, spread your legs a bit, and try it again?"......:please:

[Eraldo]

Victims of the mind-controlling octopus. The octopus manipulates them for its breeding purposes.

[Laowai]

"I got caught in this net ... next the octopus will attack my head"

[Occidentist]

Forget what they say on TV. If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, call your caterer.

[Domino735]

Tired of having her husband spend hours in front of the television watching football, Hiroko finally discovered a way to make him spend time with HER!....:shy:

[Occidentist]

"Nomo looks in from the mound and studies the sign. What the...Tim, you used to be a catcher...what's it mean when she has four fingers down ?"

"Well, Vin, that's the sign for 'come inside' but in this case I don't think she means 'on the batter' !!?"

[Domino735]

Akane: "Wow, what a great view! I can't believe that the building manager let us have this apartment for free!"....:whistle:
Yoko: "Hmm, did you notice that the camera out here is just like the one inside the bathroom?".....:puzzled:

[Eraldo]

"I wonder if there's any genetic research to create a hot pink banana."

[Humbert]

One, two and me three

[Laowai]

"You can't just wish my thong would come off .... use your teeth"

:whistle:

[Occidentist]

Yes ! Now that the others were distracted, Sayumi could finally get that %^&$#!@ wedgie straightened out.

[Domino735]

"Helloooo?? Coast Guard?? I'm all alone on my boat, and I desperately need some sea men!!!".....:blush:

[Eraldo]

When it snows on the beach...

[Occidentist]

Warden: "What ?!! You let the notorious Ling Ling just get up and WALK RIGHT OUT of Sing Sing ???"

Guard: "That was Ling Ling ?? But ...she was wearing such happy colors, boss. Aww c'mon, what self respecting criminal wears a white eyepatch ??"

[Domino735]

Sadly, when I told my girlfriend that I would treat her like a queen, she thought that I was being serious!....:distressed:

[Eraldo]

Don't need no censoring mosaics down here!

[Occidentist]

Feng shui consultant say umbrella bring forum three days bad luck.

[Domino735]

"Now, look - asking me to wear this while I go grocery shopping is one thing, but will you at least stop asking me to bend over to check the fruits so often?!?!?!".....:distressed:

[Eraldo]

Insert coin

[stringfellow]

The latest in thermal underwear...

[Occidentist]

"If you're wondering why there aren't any snacks on the snack bar, it's because I had something else in mind for you to nibble on."

[stringfellow]

Kaori, that's not the kind of blowjob I had in mind.

[Domino735]

"Oh, sorry! The line at the ladies room was too long, so I just decided to pee here!"......:blush:

[Occidentist]

"Oh, these are fully ripe.... if you don't believe me, go ahead and squeeze them !"

[Domino735]

Sally tried her very best to impress the other girls by telling them that she had been to a bukkake party. At first, they believed her, but then they noticed the can of whip cream nearby.....:distressed:

[Eraldo]

Good thing someone's there to catch her when she collapses!

[Occidentist]

Every time she started in on a game of "He loves me... he loves me not" with Koichi in mind, Takuya showed up at the door. :puzzled:

[Domino735]

Yuki never tried to hide the fact that she absolutely loved wood. For her, the more wood she could get, the happier it made her!.....:shy:

[Eraldo]

"Drink this before continuing any further!"

[Occidentist]

"Look the other way, Baby, 'cause Daddy's got a surprise for you."


(The surprise was an Estes 1667 D12-5 rocket engine - just the right size for insertion.)

[Domino735]

Arrr.... now thar be some fine pirate booty!....:hero:

[Eraldo]

"I can't remember where I put the keys."

[Occidentist]

Bob and I sketched out our plan for beating Lowes and Home Depot on the back of an envelope....

Hire lots and lots of bitchy salesgirls.

[Humbert]

If she were taller...

[Domino735]

"Trust me - you don't want to come in here right now! I had tacos and refried beans for lunch!!!".....:cry:

[Occidentist]

She was an art major and had been promising for weeks to let me in on the secret of fine art….

“The secret is to make good bush strokes…..OMG…lololol….I meant brush strokes !!”

[Domino735]

"You know, instead of banging your drums all night, why don't you bang this?".....:shy:

[Eraldo]

It's so nice that the directors plan an office vacation to Bali...

[Occidentist]

"It's fun to eat at the I-H-O-P
It's fun to eat at the I-H-O-P
They've got everything you could possibly squirt on your cakes
And you can take a big bite into some big fat links..."

[Eraldo]

Hi there. I'm here to fix this facility. Nevermind my clothes.

[Domino735]

Location: Test Facility, Silicone Breast Implant Factory

Experiment: Breast Implant Endurance Test #69, Applying 250 PSI.....:cry:

[Occidentist]

"Is Mr. Domino hiring ?......I'd like to apply for a position as one of his sig-line girls......I'll work weekends !"

[Domino735]

Sadly, Aya had to keep her parrot inside her bathroom when she had visitors, as the only thing he knew how to say was: "Brrraaacckkk!!! It's time to shave the pussy!!!".....:blush:

[Occidentist]

(At the office party….)

Sally Smith: “I’ve still got the receipt…..so you can take her back if she’s not your size.”

Dick Fitzwell: “Funny, but I’ve never had a problem in that regard.” :naughty:

[Domino735]

"You know, the mail-order catalog described this as a 'Two-Person Hammock,' but it's so small, that I can only think of one way for both of us to fit!".....:blush:

[Eraldo]

The rules say I must leave out one of them... who should it be?

[Occidentist]

It was a busy night in sweatshirt land….

There was an diputS htiW m’I convention next door, an reliewttoR yM evoL I reunion across the hall and the saxeT htiW sseM t’noD barbeque out on the veranda.

[Domino735]

Every weekend, it was the same problem! First, Sally would drink a few beers, and before you knew it, she was outside playing with her imaginary bowling ball!....:dizzy:

[Laowai]

"Which ride to you want, the pink roller coaster, or my silky muff?"

:perfect:

[Occidentist]

This is why the Swedish-made banana enlarger pumps don't really sell that well. Several weeks' worth of hard work can literally disappear in one chomp.

[Domino735]

"Why am I growing roses? Well, duh! I like flowers and lots of pricks!".....:blush:

[Eraldo]

Isn't it dangerous to walk around naked in a kitchen?

[Occidentist]

Life with Yoko had settled into a comfortable routine.... lay-ups in the afternoon followed by lay-downs in the evening.

[Domino735]

"Why, yes, I used to be a gymnast. Why do you ask?".....:shy:

[Occidentist]

She had a thing for the floor....the thought of hard wood coming at her from all directions made her very horny.

[Domino735]

"Okay, okay, then - I'll admit it! I've always wanted to sit on George Washington's face! Now, that's not weird, is it???"....:blush:

[Laowai]

I think it's locked. Who has the key?

[Laowai]

"Isn't this room a bit small? :dizzy:

[Eraldo]

This sofa is very strong! It can withstand the pressure of four nude women bouncing on it!

[Occidentist]

"Would you fan me and keep me cool ?"

"It would be my pleasure. I'd even be willing to go the extra mile and assist you with dress removal."

[Domino735]

Before doing something really dirty, Julie always wanted to make herself as clean as possible!.....:blush:

[Eraldo]

The boob job cost so much, she barely had money to buy new bras and bikini tops

[Occidentist]

"Boy, these old chairs could sure stand a refinishing job ! Would you help me stain them ?"

[Domino735]

"No, no, no! When I say that I want a 'close-up,' I mean that I want a 'CLOSE-UP'!!! Oh, just give me the camera, and I'll do it myself!!!!".....:distressed:

[Occidentist]

“Lololol...no, this isn’t Venice. But you just sit tight and I’ll row you there.”

(No wonder she was smiling… Miho figured her gondola fee was gonna cha-ching for about $350,000.)

- - - -

(Am out until the thumbnails return)

[Domino735]

"Remember when I promised to give you the best outdoor blow job that you've ever had? Well, this is it! Don't you just love the way it blows here???"....:whistle:

[Domino735]

Ship's Log - June 23, 2009: After crashing onto the reef in last night's storm, I was forced to abandon ship. Fortunately, I made it to the nearest island, which has food, fresh water, and a small population of nubile nymphomaniacs. Hopefully, I will not be rescued.

[Occidentist]

New Guy: "So...anyway... a priest, a rabbi and the Ayatollah all make it to the Pearly Gates. The priest steps forward and says -"

Angel: "Pullleaze !? Can't you see that I'm starved for action up here ? Tell me the one about the porn star, the gigolo and the sailor on shore leave."

[Domino735]

"Well, you see, I've been having a bit of a problem with underarm perspiration, so my doctor advised me to provide them with as much ventilation as possible. What makes it really strange, though, is that my gynecologist told me the very same thing! Why, you should see the holes I cut into my shorts!"......:shy:

[Domino735]

So, buddy, what do you want? A Harvey Wallbanger, Sloe Comfortable Screw, Buttery Nipple, Screaming Orgasm, or Sex on the Beach? Oh, and don't worry, there's a free pubic hair in every drink!......_.

[Domino735]

It took many years for Azumi to overcome her fear of water. When she was finally able to get into the bathtub, though, she felt like celebrating!....._.

[Eraldo]

"But, if you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white"

(RIP Michael Jackson)

[Occidentist]

The rumors spread like wildfire and Lola had to face pointed questioning about whether she too was a recipient of steamy text messages from South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.

“Well….uh…..no comment at this time ..other than to say…..it sure is getting steamy in here ! ”

[Domino735]

Later, while recovering at the hospital, Yuki regretted approaching the elephant and asking if he had any "junk in his trunk".....:omg:

[Occidentist]

Floats like a butterfly.......check.
Stings like a bee.…(gulp)...check.
Her children will be taunted with shouts of “Yo mama wears combat boots”….check.
You would ignore these perils and step into the ring with her anyway.…check.

[Domino735]

Sally's love of pole dancing made it virtually impossible to take her to the museum without having another 'incident' occur.....:blush:

[Eraldo]

These are really nice stockings... I wish he'd stop that habit of ripping whatever I'm wearing when we make love.

[Laowai]

I guess it can no longer be called a headboard :whistle:

[Occidentist]

Verne Lundquist: “I’ve been broadcasting this game for many a moon and this is the first time I can recall Tiger Woods not having the largest gallery on the golf course.”

[Eraldo]

I'm wearing my belt as a bra. Should I wear my bra as a belt?

[Domino735]

"I'm warning you! If you take one more picture of my breasts, you're gonna regret it!!!"......:oy:

[Occidentist]

Operation Undergarments was proceeding according to plan…the girls had been conned into playing a game of London Bridge.

“OK…when I count to 3, Akio and Kazuo, start tugging as hard as you can. The rest of us will be singing… ‘Now your skirts are falling down, falling down, falling down. Now your skirts are falling down, my fair ladies.’”

[Eraldo]

"Who taught you to talk dirty like that, Kero-kun?"

[Domino735]

Once it became known that Hatsuki enjoyed stuffing as much beef as possible into her mouth, her popularity among the boys went up substantially!.....:whistle:

[Occidentist]

Yumi had not forgotten how the meanies used to call her Four-Eyes when she wore glasses. Well….she couldn’t wait to see the looks on their faces when they first laid eyes on Little Miss Four-Breasts !

[Eraldo]

Rock hard nipples!

[Domino735]

"Shhh!!! Do you mind?!?! I'm trying to concentrate on the nipples of the girl in the previous post!!!".....:distressed:

[Occidentist]

I thought it was my lucky day when I walked into the break room and spied an unclaimed blueberry muffin. Wrong…it was just another morning I’d wind up being jealous of what Momoko was having for breakfast.

[Eraldo]

"To make it, I lie face down on a large photocopying machine..."

[Domino735]

"Why did I decide to become a chiropractor? Well, it's funny that you should ask - for one thing, women with bad backs actually pay me to tie them up and suspend them from the ceiling!!!"......:whistle:

[Laowai]

"But ... I am just standing here eating and waiting for you to make some new kind of fireworks"

.

[Laowai]

"OK, you seem to have mastered this game ... now I have a new game for you with that uses two balls and a different kind of bat"
:innocence:

[Occidentist]

Cartoon Weekly: “The biggest shakeup of the new Fall season will be occurring on the Bugs Bunny show which will be introducing two new characters. Say hello to Ellen and Elisa Fudd, the youngest daughters of Elmer. As the show’s producer explains, “There’s been an imbalance developing the past several years in Saturday morning programming – too much violence and not enough sex. We’re hoping that Ellen and Elisa can help bring things back into line.””

[Domino735]

No, seriously.... after you've had enough tequila and someone says "why don't you put some superglue on your tongues and french kiss each other?", at the time, it ACTUALLY sounds like a good idea!!!......:cry:

[Eraldo]

"Tomorrow's the 4th of July... that's why I'm wearing the stars and stripes"

[Occidentist]

“I’ll show you my catacombs if you show me your pyramid.”

[Domino735]

"You know, every morning, it's the same thing - you dropping coins and making me pick them up, just so that you can peek up my skirt! Why don't you just put them in my hand, and ask me to show you my panties?!?!".....:distressed:

[Occidentist]

Suddenly, Takeo was struck with the Idea of the Century. He could get his fingers busy down in those sweet nether regions and since they both had their eyes closed, each of them would think it was from the other.

[Domino735]

"No, no, no! I will not have you thinking that I dye my hair this color! Now, you just come over here and help me with these panties, and I'll prove it to you!!!".....:distressed:

[Occidentist]

“lol….I’ve got a Bissell 3950 Upright here …with its patented Multi-Cyclonic technology and its continuous suction power….and yet he keeps looking expectantly at my lips.”

[Domino735]

Caption #1: If this van's rockin', don't bother knockin'.....:love:
Caption #2: "There! I've cleaned out the back of my van, so whenever you're ready to put your junk in my trunk, just let me know!".....:shy:

[Eraldo]

"I don't recommend riding a motorbike with no clothes on... the wind will make you sick."

[Occidentist]

“Heh-heh-heh, are they hanging them up like a side of beef these days ? I must say that’s a lovely looking shoulder roast you have there and a choice tenderloin.”

“[Giggles]…Most guys got something to say about my tits or my ass. I didn’t get your name, Stranger.”

“Lecter…..Hannibal Lecter.”

[Domino735]

"My goodness, Grandma! I was going to comment on what large teeth you have, but I'm even more confused by that large erection you have!!!".....:puzzled:

[Eraldo]

1. First floor or second floor?

or

2. There are times when a man would wish he was a mutant with two dicks.

[Occidentist]

Next time they asked her 'Paper or Plastic ?' she was going to give Paper a try.

[Domino735]

"Why, sure! You can take me home and fuck me! Just understand, though, that if you don't satisfy me, I'm going to kick your ass!!!".....:evil:

[Occidentist]

Buridan’s Ass of Yore: The donkey who starved while deciding between two bales of hay.

Buridan’s Ass of Today: The dude who got no action because he couldn’t figure out whether he wanted to go in the front door or the back door.

[Eraldo]

"After I'm done with this cucumber, you must eat it!"

[Domino735]

"Damn it! Can't we have at least one conversation where you look me in the EYE when I'm talking to you?!?!?!".....:distressed:

[mikifan]

I've got crabs.

[Occidentist]

My plants should be watered once a week.:bingo:

I like to be watered once a day. :love:

[Domino735]

"So, for today's outdoor adventure, I'll give you a choice - you can climb to the peak of the 'Nipple Mountains' or you can explore the dark and mysterious 'Hair Cavern'! Which you would prefer?".....:blush:

[Eraldo]

"Our house is getting too small."

[Occidentist]

Down goes Frazier !


[While it’s doubtful there are any Asian beauties in this picture, there was talk about this guy joining our Forum so I figured I could sneak it in ...]

[Domino735]

"Damn! Here I am, leader of the free world, and I still can't stare at some booty without getting caught! I'm gonna have to call Bill Clinton when I get home, and ask him how he managed to do this sort of thing!".....:distressed:

[borderline]

"This is not how I imagined you when I mentioned how I would love to see you covered in white."

[Eraldo]

"Couldn't you lower the volume!? Those JAV actress screams would make our neighbours think someone's being brutally raped in here!"

[borderline]

"Do you happen to need a spot for your pec exercise, Sora?"

[Occidentist]

Curt wouldn't characterize himself as an astronomy buff, but he always stayed up to watch the eclipse.

[Domino735]

"Excuse me, but are you a cat lover, too? I couldn't help but notice that you keep staring at my pussy!"....:blush:

[Occidentist]

"Dear Answer Man…I had such a terrible time with bees last year that I switched to a bikini with artificial flowers. But the bees are still swarming as much as ever. Signed….Buzzed in Boise."

"Dear Boise…If the bees are still buzzing, you should check to see whether there are other sources of sweet nectar that are still attracting them."

[Eraldo]

That's it. Now I'll never be able to quit gambling!