the moment we wanna forget but can't

[dude69]

it has always been fun when somebody talk about their most embarassing moment in life. let's share ours in this little community. I'll start the ball rolling


My friends and I used to share our "porno" collection when we were in high school, back then internet was not that popular and dial up was all we got, so watching porn on our pc was like flipping pages. anyway, long story short, I got a tape from my homie and popped it in my bedroom tv. I was kinda horny and took off my clothes .... and woala...my cousin swung open the door. well, u could see the picture, a naked guy on bed + moaning, groaning tv and naked actress....she dropped her jaw, ran all the way downstair and disappeared. The worst part? I had almost every class with her and every time she saw me she just can't stop gigling. ERRRRR !!! the moment i wanna forget but can't.....

[Dyka]

This is why I check every room in the apartment even after I just watched my mother walk out the door. I don't want to get caught even by teleporting parents.

[mrblue]

Can't remember when this took place. I was browsing thru some items in a store when I felt something 'soft' landing on my head. I grabbed it by pure instinct, only to find out that it was a big, fat lizard. :eek: I was shocked & did not react. Right before my very eyes, the lizard shed its tail & escape.

I am terrified of the small, slimy creature ever since. :(

[Dyka]

Last time I grabbed something foreign that landed on my head (only a few weeks ago) is was a fucking honey bee and I got stung for the first time.

[Mysterio133]

lol guys... i actually don't have many embrassing moment that i can remember... only a couple of washroom problems in school if you know what im talking about... that was when i was like 6 or something.

[santa_clause]

Been being very forgetful of zipping up after peeing, so far i think no one notices.... hopefully not. :P

[dude69]

Been being very forgetful of zipping up after peeing, so far i think no one notices.... hopefully not. :P


u didn't just let it hanging in there did u?....

[Welmario]

Taking a noisy shit in a Burger King bathroom. It was pretty funny because I heard two people talking outside the door and one of them said something about how it sounded like I could use some privacy. Not really too embarassing though, since I could've messed myself that day. :sweatlaugh:

[baldie]

almost tripping

[KieronZ]

I dropped my food tray first day of Junior High. Everyone was clapping and all I did was bow, I also said "Thank you so much!" if I remember right.

[KieronZ]

it has always been fun when somebody talk about their most embarassing moment in life. let's share ours in this little community. I'll start the ball rolling


My friends and I used to share our "porno" collection when we were in high school, back then internet was not that popular and dial up was all we got, so watching porn on our pc was like flipping pages. anyway, long story short, I got a tape from my homie and popped it in my bedroom tv. I was kinda horny and took off my clothes .... and woala...my cousin swung open the door. well, u could see the picture, a naked guy on bed + moaning, groaning tv and naked actress....she dropped her jaw, ran all the way downstair and disappeared. The worst part? I had almost every class with her and every time she saw me she just can't stop gigling. ERRRRR !!! the moment i wanna forget but can't.....

Does she remember the "incident"?:lol:

[cyan]

Now that's one embarassing moment Dude69.
I couldn't stop giggling after reading your story myself ....:sweatlaugh:

[dude69]

nah, i haven't seen her in years so i don't really know if she remembers the "incident"

[Lustor!]

Boy, you guys must be really young if this is all you can come up with. Just live a bit and come back later after life has dealt you a few bad hands. Then you'll see how getting caught whacking off is hardly anything that matters, or getting some animal dropped on you should be the worst of your troubles.

I've had my share of some REALLY great times, but also some really low points. I've had women hold knives on me and friends ruin relationships of mine because of their petty jelousy (misery loves company, as they say). I've stupidly caused my share of pain, and paid for it. There are a lot of things I'd like to forget but will just have to carry around until the day I die. That's life, you know.

[dude69]

Boy, you guys must be really young if this is all you can come up with. Just live a bit and come back later after life has dealt you a few bad hands. Then you'll see how getting caught whacking off is hardly anything that matters, or getting some animal dropped on you should be the worst of your troubles.

I've had my share of some REALLY great times, but also some really low points. I've had women hold knives on me and friends ruin relationships of mine because of their petty jelousy (misery loves company, as they say). I've stupidly caused my share of pain, and paid for it. There are a lot of things I'd like to forget but will just have to carry around until the day I die. That's life, you know.



i don't know how much life experience you have more than me, but i've also seen and been thru stuff like life and death situation, I witnessed people shot each others, people died, it really messed up. i m feeling you, there are so much sorrow about life that we all just wanna forget. getting caught whacking off is just a short memory that would make us laugh for a whiile. it doesn't not represent the turning point of my life or others. I totally agree with you that it is hardly anything that matters, but it wouldn't hurt to look back and laugh at those childish moments. I am sorry about your life, life's suck sometimes but let us all enjoy our happiness while we are in this forum and share w/ others.

[Lustor!]

i don't know how much life experience you have more than me, but i've also seen and been thru stuff like life and death situation, I witnessed people shot each others, people died, it really messed up. i m feeling you, there are so much sorrow about life that we all just wanna forget. getting caught whacking off is just a short memory that would make us laugh for a whiile. it doesn't not represent the turning point of my life or others. I totally agree with you that it is hardly anything that matters, but it wouldn't hurt to look back and laugh at those childish moments. I am sorry about your life, life's suck sometimes but let us all enjoy our happiness while we are in this forum and share w/ others.
When I read the thread title and your first post I thought you were fishing for something heavier.

Actually, my life is not that bad. I'm involved with a lot of totally cool things and the future has never seemed better. My point is just that as you get older you can't help but see your end of trouble. I mean, when we're kids a traumatic moment is not getting the piece of candy we feel will make all the difference in the world. From there begins the skin thickening process.

Getting caught whacking off is no fun, but at least it was by a young girl!

[dude69]

When I read the thread title and your first post I thought you were fishing for something heavier.

Actually, my life is not that bad. I'm involved with a lot of totally cool things and the future has never seemed better. My point is just that as you get older you can't help but see your end of trouble. I mean, when we're kids a traumatic moment is not getting the piece of candy we feel will make all the difference in the world. From there begins the skin thickening process.

Getting caught whacking off is no fun, but at least it was by a young girl!


amen to that 'getting caught by a young girl' although i don't think she's young no more....roughly 10 + years now....
anyhoo, you sound like you've been tru a lot. why don't you share with us your most dramatic moment. of coure there's no obligation

[SinSilkAngel]

it was about 4 years ago, I bought this cute little G-string just because my friend nagged me to get it and I didn't really like wearing them, mainly because I like wearing mini skirts and I feel uneasy if I have a G-string on, showing my panty is one thing but showing my butt cheeks is another. Anywho my friend nagged me to buy it, it had this metal clasp on the left and right side near the pubic area of the G-string that was a shape of a butterfly..very cute and silky. One evening we decided to go to the mall after a movie so all 6 of us climbed into my friends car and hit the mall. While in the car I was sitting in the back in the middle seat (which I hate sitting in the middle) one of my friend got the giggles over a dumb story about her boy friend, so she kept leaning on me and tickling me, she just wouldn't sit still and I was getting pissed. =)

We finally got to the mall, as I was getting out of the car I heard a click or a snap and I didn't know what it was at the time...lmao! anyway all of us got on the excalator a kid (he was around 13 or 14 yrs old) pokes me in the back of my knee and says "umm......there's something around your ankle, so I looked down and my G-string was around my ankle with a broken clasp! I was so shocked and embarrased cuz I had no idea how long it's been since the stupid thing broke and slid down my leg without me knowing it. this means I was walking around the mall for like an hour or so dragging my underwear. But that's not the part I wanted to forget about.....=( the part I want to forget about is....I bent down to pick it up not realizing how short my skirt was, and after I picked up my G-string I thought to my self "oh fuck" I turned around and the kid had this huge grin on his face and his mother behind him with a "You're such a slut" look on her face.....oh god please make me forget that night.....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! of course all of my friend laughed at me. now I don't wear mini skirts when I'm going to the malls NEVER!!! from then on my friends calls me "Miss peg leg" since I couldn't feel my underwear clining onto my ankle....that is so messed up.

[HongKongDr]

it was about 4 years ago, I bought this cute little G-string just because my friend nagged me to get it and I didn't really like wearing them, mainly because I like wearing mini skirts ( the part I want to forget about is....I bent down to pick it up not realizing how short my skirt was, and after I picked up my G-string I thought to my self "oh fuck" I turned around and the kid had this huge grin on his face and his mother behind him with a "You're such a slut" look on her face.....oh god please make me forget that night.....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish you to forget: this happened - it is part of life - that part is over - so
Go on - move on -

still wear mini skirts since they are something that YOU like -
it is part of you -
the miniskirt helps make you the person that you like to be
so just move on
if these people who laugh at you laugh and make fun -
then they are not really your friend -
move on and find new friends -
these people are not - so just move on
wear what you want to wear -
just do not buy panties or gstrings with a clasp - when wearing a mini (short ) skirt -
you are good person -
end of point

thank you

[ExtremelyHappy]

My friends and I used to share our "porno" collection when we were in high school, back then internet was not that popular and dial up was all we got, so watching porn on our pc was like flipping pages. anyway, long story short, I got a tape from my homie and popped it in my bedroom tv. I was kinda horny and took off my clothes .... and woala...my cousin swung open the door. well, u could see the picture,

Ok, dude69. We can work with this. But we need a few script changes. Maybe she can be a step-cousin or a cousin's friend or something?

I sympathize when I had a similar experience. The neighbours. Many Laughed but only one blushed. Pull those curtains tight lads. If that happened these days they'd probably film it on a cellular and post it to Youtube.

nah, i haven't seen her in years so i don't really know if she remembers the "incident"
Really? Because I was on this web site the other day and there was a funny story by this girl who said... NO! I WOULDN'T JOKE ABOUT THAT!

[ExtremelyHappy]

Can't remember when this took place. I was browsing thru some items in a store when I felt something 'soft' landing on my head. I grabbed it by pure instinct, only to find out that it was a big, fat lizard. :eek: I was shocked & did not react. Right before my very eyes, the lizard shed its tail & escape.

I am terrified of the small, slimy creature ever since. :(

You shouldn't be scared of lizards because clearly this is a metaphor for economic rationalizm with the tail symbolizing free market forces.

[ExtremelyHappy]

Taking a noisy shit in a Burger King bathroom. It was pretty funny because I heard two people talking outside the door and one of them said something about how it sounded like I could use some privacy. Not really too embarassing though, since I could've messed myself that day. :sweatlaugh:

I'm not one for scat, but if there was a time for throwing shit over the door, this was it.

[BlueMouse]

i've had millions of moments, from myself being a geek to some sort of inspire

geek: i was acting strange and slurping up ketchup and spitting 'em out. must be the ghost of jackass in possession (worst though is that many friends are nearby)

non-geeks: my friend made me buy a thong for THEIR project, so i have totally NO relations to what they're doing. and so i paid while they laughed

inspiration: i was in track and field, and cause im the only medium speed guy in there (where everyone else sucked), i became the icon. my bro's friend even told my bro he inspired my speed(though we totally flipped the coin when it comes to initial d)

also one time 2 girls dressed up in mini skirts were being harassed by an old man(like the typical story).. i didn't say anythign for the first 2 mins, but afterwards i did my stuff and told him "no we dont need it" (and that bitch who was whining about me being late changed her attitude immediately afterwards)

also another time some dumass tried to body slam me( and hes hell smaller than i am), so i stood firm and he just BANG! slammed into me, bounced off, and hit the lockers (and of course cursing about it)

that's some hilarious shit, though i think the best moments i've already forgotten

oh one more: there was a wolf spider in my house, and everyone's scared. i had a dog and i wished it will just be dog-intelligent and eat it. instead it's too smart for its own good.... got scared and peed herself.
fuck now i have 2 mess to clean up

[dude69]

i've had millions of moments, from myself being a geek to some sort of inspire

geek: i was acting strange and slurping up ketchup and spitting 'em out. must be the ghost of jackass in possession (worst though is that many friends are nearby)

non-geeks: my friend made me buy a thong for THEIR project, so i have totally NO relations to what they're doing. and so i paid while they laughed

inspiration: i was in track and field, and cause im the only medium speed guy in there (where everyone else sucked), i became the icon. my bro's friend even told my bro he inspired my speed(though we totally flipped the coin when it comes to initial d)

also one time 2 girls dressed up in mini skirts were being harassed by an old man(like the typical story).. i didn't say anythign for the first 2 mins, but afterwards i did my stuff and told him "no we dont need it" (and that bitch who was whining about me being late changed her attitude immediately afterwards)

also another time some dumass tried to body slam me( and hes hell smaller than i am), so i stood firm and he just BANG! slammed into me, bounced off, and hit the lockers (and of course cursing about it)

that's some hilarious shit, though i think the best moments i've already forgotten

oh one more: there was a wolf spider in my house, and everyone's scared. i had a dog and i wished it will just be dog-intelligent and eat it. instead it's too smart for its own good.... got scared and peed herself.
fuck now i have 2 mess to clean up

those were some hilarious memories dude

[BlueMouse]

those were some hilarious memories dude
yea lol
thanks
if only i can, i'll delete the geek one and along with it the rest that sucked

[sennalvr]

it has always been fun when somebody talk about their most embarassing moment in life. let's share ours in this little community. I'll start the ball rolling


My friends and I used to share our "porno" collection when we were in high school, back then internet was not that popular and dial up was all we got, so watching porn on our pc was like flipping pages. anyway, long story short, I got a tape from my homie and popped it in my bedroom tv. I was kinda horny and took off my clothes .... and woala...my cousin swung open the door. well, u could see the picture, a naked guy on bed + moaning, groaning tv and naked actress....she dropped her jaw, ran all the way downstair and disappeared. The worst part? I had almost every class with her and every time she saw me she just can't stop gigling. ERRRRR !!! the moment i wanna forget but can't.....

Why doesn't anybody ever knock anymore before entering the room, huh!!?

[BlueMouse]

Why doesn't anybody ever knock anymore before entering the room, huh!!?

placing some claymore tripwires behind the door will remind everyone 2 knock until u disarm them