Poll: Scanlover Coffee Table Book

[ExtremelyHappy]

Those lovely girls of JAV give so much to us. Isn't it time Scanlover gave something back?

So I'm thinking, lets make a ScanLover Coffee Table Book and post a copy to each JAV/Gravure Model. Each page has a glossy photo of individual Scanlovers in an Erotic Pose, with a caption dedicated to their favorite model (and their phone number in case they get lucky.)

My question to you:

1. What erotic photo of yourself would you include?
2. To which model would you dedicate your photo?
2. What caption would you write to her?

I can almost hear the delight as Maria Takagi opens the mysterious package and giggles with delight, then reaches for the phone... :-)

[deeperez1]

:eek: Two questions:

Are you insane?:p
Where's the poll?

... to call the police about a huge group of gaijin stalkers.

ROFL ! ! ! I choked on my coffee just now !

I concur with Zatoichi, if she does reach for the phone... you'll be reminded of Maria Takagi as "Tiny" has his way with you in the cell.

I mean, I gotta hand it to you for imagination... (god knows I "wish" things were like that) but reality bites ! in the rear !

[Dyka]

I can almost hear the delight as Maria Takagi opens the mysterious package and giggles with delight, then reaches for the phone... :-)

This is just creepy. I can see in my head deep bassy and filtered kicks while the camera pans around the box in takes. Then it is just below the box and you see her approach it happily, then a fade to white...

And Maria is now looking at her doppelganger standing in the box...

She reaches for the phone...

[Rikjs]

Uh, wow. I think that'll go down like a lead balloon.

[alsa]

you should make it one for every member of scanlover forum.

[Lustor!]

1. What erotic photo of yourself would you include?

One where I'm with a photo of the model in question and I'm "Rubbing the Unicorn's Horn". Just so she knows where we stand in our soon-to-be more-than-just-unknown-equations-in-the-model-fanboy world.

2. To which model would you dedicate your photo?

Crown Princess Aiko.

2. What caption would you write to her?

(Shouldn't that be #3?)

"Aiko, oh Aiko, Do you know your name translates to mean "Love child" in English? Please be my love child--literally."

I can almost hear the sirens blaring as they come to deport me...

[ExtremelyHappy]

2. To which model would you dedicate your photo?
Crown Princess Aiko.
Obviously some toddler just hacked Lustor's PC.


I concur with Zatoichi, if she does reach for the phone... you'll be reminded of Maria Takagi as "Tiny" has his way with you in the cell.

Fortunately I have a good imagination. Maria had a bit of tummy fat in her first pictorial, so if I close my eyes I can transpose Maria for 250 lb "Tiny" and imagine she's wearing a strap-on or something? :-) Hopefully If I yell her name loud enough, It'll drown out Tiny's grunts.


I mean, I gotta hand it to you for imagination... (god knows I "wish" things were like that) but reality bites ! in the rear !
Sure this wouldn't work in the West. Do something stupid like this and you'll find yourself partying with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (PUKE!) but Japan is weird and different. I for one think it's worth a shot.

It's either this or start our own J-porno film company.

So C'mon Dyka. Make it a mandatory membership requirement. And even if the weirder photos sends some of us to jail, the coffee table book will become a collectors item and a kitsch classic. Come to think of it, there are some very weird pictures in Japan that haven't sent anyone to jail. If Yingling can get away with this, I think anyone can get away with anything:

[Dyka]

Is that seriously a scan of a photo or is it just damn well Photoshopped?

[deeperez1]

Obviously some toddler just hacked Lustor's PC.



Fortunately I have a good imagination. Maria had a bit of tummy fat in her first pictorial, so if I close my eyes I can transpose Maria for 250 lb "Tiny" and imagine she's wearing a strap-on or something? :-) Hopefully If I yell her name loud enough, It'll drown out Tiny's grunts.


Sure this wouldn't work in the West. Do something stupid like this and you'll find yourself partying with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (PUKE!) but Japan is weird and different. I for one think it's worth a shot.

It's either this or start our own J-porno film company.

So C'mon Dyka. Make it a mandatory membership requirement. And even if the weirder photos sends some of us to jail, the coffee table book will become a collectors item and a kitsch classic. Come to think of it, there are some very weird pictures in Japan that haven't sent anyone to jail. If Yingling can get away with this, I think anyone can get away with anything:

Well, my hat goes off to you again... you certainly dont let things get you down... I certainly had a laugh trying to imagine you muffling out Tiny's grunts... I dont know much about Japan and the east other than what i've seen on TV... but Zatoichi lives in Japan, and I do trust his judgement, what makes you think you wont have legal problems if someone who lives in Japan, and knows infinitely more than we do about the IDOL world, already suggests that you will, or may come face to face with Tiny over an act such as this... hmmm ?

PS: that is one of the most seriously "twisted" pictures I have seen !

[ExtremelyHappy]

Is that seriously a scan of a photo or is it just damn well Photoshopped?

With deep regret I must inform you that AFAIK, that pic of Yingling is the real deal. Was posted on the SL photo scavenger hunt thread.

PS: that is one of the most seriously "twisted" pictures I have seen !

Yeah. Given the choice between Yingling wearing that and Tiny, Tiny doesn't look that bad.

Well, my hat goes off to you again... you certainly dont let things get you down... I certainly had a laugh trying to imagine you muffling out Tiny's grunts... I dont know much about Japan and the east other than what i've seen on TV... but Zatoichi lives in Japan, and I do trust his judgement,
Good point. In Japan you'd have to mosaic out your personal Darth Vader, but otherwise I don't really think there's a problem. Japan is pretty weird in may ways. Heaps of weird JAVs with some pervert filming a girl trying to take a pee, or the gangbanging a whimpering girl. Suddenly a coffee table book of some some guys with pixelated whangers doesn't sound that weird any more. Knowing the otakuculture in Japan, if it hasn't been done we might start something? :-)

But how do you stand out in the crowd? You could send it to her management company, but they might not pass it on. So you have to make it special. For my page I want to fit one of those Hallmark greeting card devices and have it sing "Oh Maria!" in tenor when she turns to my page.


what makes you think you wont have legal problems if someone who lives in Japan and knows infinitely more than we do about the IDOL world, already suggests that you will, or may come face to face with Tiny over an act such as this... hmmm ?


You can't lose! Either Maria will be my bitch (and I get to die before the greatest set of knockers ever to grace the planet). Or I'll be Tiny's bitch, and no one will ever cut in front on me at chow line again!

[ExtremelyHappy]

This is just creepy. I can see in my head deep bassy and filtered kicks while the camera pans around the box in takes. Then it is just below the box and you see her approach it happily, then a fade to white...

And Maria is now looking at her doppelganger standing in the box...

She reaches for the phone...

Hey Dyka! You got the Twin Peaks DVD Box Set too!

[ExtremelyHappy]

Here's my photo for the book.

I decided best to cover up my whanger.
Don't want her to think I'm some sort of pervert!

[ExtremelyHappy]

{Nah. I will keep you guessing! ;-}