Chinese Wives’ Complaints About Husbands - ScanLover Forum

mrmullusca · 09-29-2009, 08:18 PM

This complaints makes me laugh out loud.

http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-1/
http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-2/
http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-3/
http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-4/
http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-5/

This one I like
Everyday [he] compares things to beer.

For example: With this purse of your’s I can by several hundred cases of beer.

And coming full circle, even more annoying, “you haven’t finished this face cream of your’s, wouldn’t it be better to buy me several cases of beer [instead of buying more face cream]?”

Like an old lady.

mrmullusca · 09-29-2009, 08:20 PM

My wife could have wrote this one about me.

I will tell nicely, asking him to go do something, but his eyes are glued to the computer, as if I was dead~~
I cause an uproar, then he will immediately jump up: “Sigh, I’m coming~~”

Over time, I will become a shrew.

mrmullusca · 09-29-2009, 08:21 PM

He always wants to buy new clothes, new shoes, new bags. Everyday he sprays a lot of cologne. Everyday before going to bed he must perform a fashion show, wants me to assemble several outfits from the closet for him to wear the next day, and then he will try them all on. After deciding what to wear tomorrow, he must ask me if it looks good. If I do not carefully/thoroughly reply, then I am just telling him what he wants to hear. Extreme narcissism, always saying this person is ugly, how that person is so ugly, while he himself is a 100kg baldy. Commonly known as a dark [skinned] fatty

mrmullusca · 09-29-2009, 09:21 PM

This woman does not realize her husband is a depressed homosexual.

He always wants to buy new clothes, new shoes, new bags. Everyday he sprays a lot of cologne. Everyday before going to bed he must perform a fashion show, wants me to assemble several outfits from the closet for him to wear the next day, and then he will try them all on. After deciding what to wear tomorrow, he must ask me if it looks good. If I do not carefully/thoroughly reply, then I am just telling him what he wants to hear. Extreme narcissism, always saying this person is ugly, how that person is so ugly, while he himself is a 100kg baldy. Commonly known as a dark [skinned] fatty.

mrmullusca · 09-30-2009, 06:16 AM

I wonder if a thread - "post your complaints about your girlfriends/ wives" would be interesting?

It would probably be a lot of - not enough sex, counts my beers, bugs me while I'm gaming.

djerkovic · 09-30-2009, 07:45 AM

Don't forget shopping/spending and all the time women take while shopping. To be objective, these semi-desperate housewives have a point about their lesser halves.

BlueMouse · 09-30-2009, 07:45 AM

this is so funny
i can imagine every of those complaints if written in chinese and all the writing methods and grammar too
also does sound like what we guys may do LOL
some are hilarious

mrmullusca · 09-30-2009, 07:52 AM

This guy may be shameless, but accomplished!
P4
I have something to say too. Today, this early morning, [he] asked me to kiss his JJ [give a blowjob]. Thinking he has it hard at work, and also feeling sorry for him, fine. After a while, he immediately pulled me to the side of the bed and told me to bend over, thoroughly enjoying himself completely disregarding whether or not I was excited/interested, MDMDMDMDMD.

Then after he finished he said: “So tired, used up most of my energy”. MD, as if it was I who seduced him. I thought he was going to say: “So great, yet another fresh and relaxing morning.”

Treating me like a tool, huh? Even as a tool, pretending innocence and disinterest after using it, XXXXXX MDMDMDMDMD!

BlueMouse · 09-30-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrmullusca

This guy may be shameless, but accomplished!
P4
I have something to say too. Today, this early morning, [he] asked me to kiss his JJ [give a blowjob]. Thinking he has it hard at work, and also feeling sorry for him, fine. After a while, he immediately pulled me to the side of the bed and told me to bend over, thoroughly enjoying himself completely disregarding whether or not I was excited/interested, MDMDMDMDMD.

Then after he finished he said: “So tired, used up most of my energy”. MD, as if it was I who seduced him. I thought he was going to say: “So great, yet another fresh and relaxing morning.”

Treating me like a tool, huh? Even as a tool, pretending innocence and disinterest after using it, XXXXXX MDMDMDMDMD!

rofl so funny shit
i think these couples are interesting
usually it seems their complaints are something small, so it's fun to hear

pmp · 09-30-2009, 10:46 PM

in my opinion...because of the one-child policy, guys in China have been spoiled silly since birth, and they don't know how to treat women

this one is funny and relevant

Quote:

Strange hobbies.
Collecting various kinds of A片.
Every time he makes me watch it with him together.
While watching, he will ask: Is this girl good looking, is this girl’s skin good, is this girl’s body good…
Every time after AA, he has to summarize the experience, asking if this time was good, and compared to last time, which experience was better?
And if I do not answer his questions, he’ll even get angry!!!

[also]

Forces me to scream like the girls in A片~~ so fake, yet he loves it, an idiot!

A 片 = porn (literally adult discs)

09-29-2009, 08:18 PM	#1
mrmullusca Kungfu Jedi Master Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: U.S.A. Baby! Posts: 4,524 Thanks: 81,114 Thanked 28,515 Times in 4,169 Posts	Chinese Wives’ Complaints About Husbands This complaints makes me laugh out loud. http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-1/ http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-2/ http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-3/ http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-4/ http://www.chinasmack.com/secrets/ch...ut-husbands-5/ This one I like Everyday [he] compares things to beer. For example: With this purse of your’s I can by several hundred cases of beer. And coming full circle, even more annoying, “you haven’t finished this face cream of your’s, wouldn’t it be better to buy me several cases of beer [instead of buying more face cream]?” Like an old lady. __________________ My Pandora My You Tube "天天看正妹" = "looking at pretty girls every day" Last edited by mrmullusca; 09-30-2009 at 06:14 AM.

09-29-2009, 08:20 PM	#2
mrmullusca Kungfu Jedi Master Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: U.S.A. Baby! Posts: 4,524 Thanks: 81,114 Thanked 28,515 Times in 4,169 Posts	My wife could have wrote this one about me. I will tell nicely, asking him to go do something, but his eyes are glued to the computer, as if I was dead~~ I cause an uproar, then he will immediately jump up: “Sigh, I’m coming~~” Over time, I will become a shrew. __________________ My Pandora My You Tube "天天看正妹" = "looking at pretty girls every day"

09-29-2009, 08:21 PM	#3
mrmullusca Kungfu Jedi Master Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: U.S.A. Baby! Posts: 4,524 Thanks: 81,114 Thanked 28,515 Times in 4,169 Posts	He always wants to buy new clothes, new shoes, new bags. Everyday he sprays a lot of cologne. Everyday before going to bed he must perform a fashion show, wants me to assemble several outfits from the closet for him to wear the next day, and then he will try them all on. After deciding what to wear tomorrow, he must ask me if it looks good. If I do not carefully/thoroughly reply, then I am just telling him what he wants to hear. Extreme narcissism, always saying this person is ugly, how that person is so ugly, while he himself is a 100kg baldy. Commonly known as a dark [skinned] fatty __________________ My Pandora My You Tube "天天看正妹" = "looking at pretty girls every day"

09-29-2009, 09:21 PM	#4
mrmullusca Kungfu Jedi Master Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: U.S.A. Baby! Posts: 4,524 Thanks: 81,114 Thanked 28,515 Times in 4,169 Posts	This woman does not realize her husband is a depressed homosexual. He always wants to buy new clothes, new shoes, new bags. Everyday he sprays a lot of cologne. Everyday before going to bed he must perform a fashion show, wants me to assemble several outfits from the closet for him to wear the next day, and then he will try them all on. After deciding what to wear tomorrow, he must ask me if it looks good. If I do not carefully/thoroughly reply, then I am just telling him what he wants to hear. Extreme narcissism, always saying this person is ugly, how that person is so ugly, while he himself is a 100kg baldy. Commonly known as a dark [skinned] fatty. __________________ My Pandora My You Tube "天天看正妹" = "looking at pretty girls every day"

09-30-2009, 06:16 AM	#5
mrmullusca Kungfu Jedi Master Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: U.S.A. Baby! Posts: 4,524 Thanks: 81,114 Thanked 28,515 Times in 4,169 Posts	I wonder if a thread - "post your complaints about your girlfriends/ wives" would be interesting? It would probably be a lot of - not enough sex, counts my beers, bugs me while I'm gaming. __________________ My Pandora My You Tube "天天看正妹" = "looking at pretty girls every day"

09-30-2009, 07:45 AM	#6
djerkovic zinc saucier Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 69 Thanks: 5,084 Thanked 62 Times in 33 Posts	Don't forget shopping/spending and all the time women take while shopping. To be objective, these semi-desperate housewives have a point about their lesser halves.

09-30-2009, 07:45 AM	#7
BlueMouse SDU MIST Assault Unit Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Earth Posts: 1,678 Thanks: 657 Thanked 834 Times in 456 Posts	this is so funny i can imagine every of those complaints if written in chinese and all the writing methods and grammar too also does sound like what we guys may do LOL some are hilarious __________________

09-30-2009, 07:52 AM	#8
mrmullusca Kungfu Jedi Master Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: U.S.A. Baby! Posts: 4,524 Thanks: 81,114 Thanked 28,515 Times in 4,169 Posts	This guy may be shameless, but accomplished! P4 I have something to say too. Today, this early morning, [he] asked me to kiss his JJ [give a blowjob]. Thinking he has it hard at work, and also feeling sorry for him, fine. After a while, he immediately pulled me to the side of the bed and told me to bend over, thoroughly enjoying himself completely disregarding whether or not I was excited/interested, MDMDMDMDMD. Then after he finished he said: “So tired, used up most of my energy”. MD, as if it was I who seduced him. I thought he was going to say: “So great, yet another fresh and relaxing morning.” Treating me like a tool, huh? Even as a tool, pretending innocence and disinterest after using it, XXXXXX MDMDMDMDMD! __________________ My Pandora My You Tube "天天看正妹" = "looking at pretty girls every day"

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