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redeux · 06-13-2010, 04:44 PM

A boy accused of having sex with a cow was forced to marry the beast despite his protestations that the cow seduced him with honeyed words.
The 18-year-old, a resident of the island of Bali in Indonesia, was spotted interfering with a cow whilst naked in a paddy field.
He allegedly admitted the act, but claimed the animal was at fault because it “seduced him” by making flattering comments.
Village elders decided the only way for him to make penance for this unnatural act was to marry the cow.
It is not clear whether they accepted his explanation about the encounter being the result of bovine flattery.
The marriage ceremony was duly held in font of an audience of several hundred, with the boy fainting from shame.
Unlike a conventional marriage ceremony, the unfortunate bride was subsequently taken to a river and drowned, with the boy escaping with a symbolic dunking.

Teddy · 06-13-2010, 05:13 PM

Umm....

FAIL

scanlover · 06-13-2010, 06:00 PM

beastiality-boy is such an ugly label. why not just cow-boy?

06-13-2010, 04:44 PM	#1
redeux transendent Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 4,570 Thanks: 1,283 Thanked 6,354 Times in 2,045 Posts	bestiality-boy-forced-to-marry-cow-it-seduced-him-he says... A boy accused of having sex with a cow was forced to marry the beast despite his protestations that the cow seduced him with honeyed words. The 18-year-old, a resident of the island of Bali in Indonesia, was spotted interfering with a cow whilst naked in a paddy field. He allegedly admitted the act, but claimed the animal was at fault because it “seduced him” by making flattering comments. Village elders decided the only way for him to make penance for this unnatural act was to marry the cow. It is not clear whether they accepted his explanation about the encounter being the result of bovine flattery. The marriage ceremony was duly held in font of an audience of several hundred, with the boy fainting from shame. Unlike a conventional marriage ceremony, the unfortunate bride was subsequently taken to a river and drowned, with the boy escaping with a symbolic dunking. __________________ 'The man who laughs has simply not yet had the terrible news.'

06-13-2010, 05:13 PM	#2
Teddy ♥♥ KEIBEAR WUV ♥♥ Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: with my ♥♥ Keibear ♥♥ Posts: 5,734 Thanks: 88,221 Thanked 12,474 Times in 3,514 Posts	Umm.... FAIL __________________ Teddy & Keibear Always & Forever

06-13-2010, 06:00 PM	#3
scanlover Administrator Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,183 Thanks: 996 Thanked 6,192 Times in 803 Posts	beastiality-boy is such an ugly label. why not just cow-boy? __________________ Sorry donations are closed...

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